Stick It

Red lipstick on my blue collar And a number in Maybelline black eyeliner Written on a napkin in my back pocket She found it right there, right before she washed it Well I started back steppin`, stumblin` and stutterin` Tellin` her where I`d been and how she was just a friend She said you know I know that ain`t the truth But if that`s the story you`re sticking to You can stick it where the sun don`t shine Gonna take her advice and hitch me a ride Went back down to that waterin` hole Where the cold beer flows And the Cuervo`s gold Suck a little salt and lime Under that neon light Gonna take my sorry behind And stick it where the sun don`t shine And have me a good time I got a call from Woodrow, hey Bro Your wardrobe is throw`d all over the lawn There`s a lot of black smoke coming from your bass boat And your old lady`s cussin` and a carryin` on So I told Woodrow put her on the cell phone He said I can`t Bro, she`s got me in a chokehold Doin` that Tae Bo, I think she broke my elbow Hello? Woodrow? Hello? Hey, is that you baby? Do what? She said stick it where the sun don`t shine Gonna take her advice and stay all night Sit back down at this waterin` hole Where the cold beer flows And the Cuervo`s gold Suck a little salt and lime Under that neon light Gonna take my sorry behind And stick it where the sun don`t shine And have me a good time