Horizontal Departure

<br>And you said you`d never leave me<br>In fact you said you`d be my only one<br>I said you`d never grieve me baby<br>For things do when you are only having fun, fun.<br>You said you`d cry a river<br>I thought you meant you`d cry a river of tears<br>You`d rather die than live without me baby<br>But little girl you`re so insincere<br>You know you count your blessings<br>But now I find that you were counting sheep, counting sheep<br>And then I try to court your feelings<br>I caught your eye and then you caught my cheek<br>All the trees [prisoners?] must come to view [feed?] now<br>And there you stood so proud the apple of my eye<br>You said you`d never leave me baby<br>But little girl that`s the reason why<br>Whoa, that`s why I have to leave you all alone<br>Whoa, that`s why you have to leave me all alone<br>Let`s go collect our prize now<br>So entertaining we were no-one no-one [number one, number one?]<br>The judge is hypnotized now<br>But after all we both fooled [bought the fool] for so damn long<br>So face the crowd and take a bow now, bow now<br>`Cos one more time and it will all be done<br>`Cos I must have been a show to you now baby<br>My next performance has just begun<br>Whoa, that`s why I have to leave you all alone<br>Whoa, that`s why you have to leave me all alone<br>Whoa, that`s why I have to leave you all alone<br>Whoa, that`s why you have to leave me all alone<br>Oh, Stop and think for a minute baby<br>As they bring the curtain down<br>Another drink then another, maybe<br>The toast might not make rounds [To do so nothing rhymes?]<br>I chose the style, the duck and the weaving [wheel?]<br>We were famous for And here`s to him, and here`s to yours and<br>You can thank me for the floor [... take the floor the floor]<br>Whoa, that`s why I have to leave you all alone<br>Whoa, that`s why you have to leave me all alone<br>I don`t know, so you turned around and found another fool<br>I don`t know, so you turned around and found another<br>I don`t know, so you turned around and found another fool<br>I don`t know, so you turned around and found another