Lifestyles Of The Not So Rich And Famous

<br>(Byron Hill/Wayne Tester)<br><br>Honey they`re bringin` out a TV crew<br>They wanna do a story `bout me and you<br>They`ll be stringin` up bright lights in the backyard<br>There`ll be cameras on their shoulders<br>We`ll be readin` cue cards<br>Leave them long johns on the line<br>If the kids look dirty, that`ll be just fine<br><br>They`re gonna put us on<br>Lifestyles of the not so rich and famous<br>They wanna see us go hog wild<br>Over beans and barbecue<br>They wanna see my Fairlane up on blocks<br>The holes in all our socks<br>Talkin` `bout lifestyles of the not so rich and famous<br><br>Tell `em bout your mama and the bowling league<br>Tell `em bout junior and his baseball team<br>I`ll show `em my nine point buck on the wall<br>I`ll blow a few times on my new duck call<br>Let `em see ol` blue how he sleeps all day<br>We`ll bring out the Elvis TV trays<br><br>They`re gonna put us on<br>Lifestyles of the not so rich and famous<br>They wanna see us go hog wild<br>Over beans and barbecue<br>They wanna see my Fairlane up on blocks<br>The holes in all our socks<br>Talkin` `bout lifestyles of the not so rich and famous<br><br>Yeah our idea of high class livin`<br>Is sittin` on the porch on a cool night<br>Our Champagne and Caviar<br>Is an RC cola and a moon pie<br><br>I`m talkin` `bout lifestyles of the not so rich and famous <br>Lifestyles of the not so rich and famous