Funk Your Head Up

{"Here`s a little story that must be told.."}<br>Ahh yes yes y`all, and you don`t stop<br> {"Here`s a little story that must be told.."}<br>You`re listenin to the sounds, of the best MC, in the world..<br>Koooooooooooooool KEITH! {*echoes*}<br> {"Go off, and go off.."}<br><br>[Kool Keith]<br>I got a flyer in my hand, Bambaataa with Cold Crush<br>The place is packed, with Johnny Wa and Rayvon<br>Lovely ladies smellin sweet, with a lot of Avon<br>Jazzy Jay by my side, Charlie Chase behind me<br>Flash and Theodore, super cuts that blind me<br>"Catch a Groove" is the rhythm, spinnin back and forth<br>From the East and the Valley, swingin back up North<br>towards the South Bronx, Euceda Park and Webster<br>The speakers are pumpin, power bass is thumpin<br>with the Ultramega amp, keepin pep up, jumpin<br>From side to side, the double meters`ll peak<br>They had some good MC`s, a lot of them, they was weak<br>They no style with no metaphor, no voice to speak<br>Melle Mel had the best rhymes, rankin with Caz<br>Kool Moe tried to get down, but I made him sit down<br>with that metaphor quickness, you bite and you bit this<br>Stop and go turn, see the flame and go burn<br>to ashes to ashes, dust to dust<br>Seven years later toy you still crusty crust<br>Your old rhymes are rust, very dirty and dusty<br>And under your arms you`re kickin power and musty<br>Get out of my way, and let the rhythm path roll<br>Let me run up the charts, freak a rhyme turn gold<br>while you`re listenin, I throw a buzz in your ear<br>Bust the facts!<br><br> {"Yes yes y`all.."} {"Innovative.."}<br> {"Let`s rock, get bigger.."}<br> {"Yes yes y`all.."} {"Innovative.."}<br> {"Let`s rock, get bigger.."}<br> {"Yes yes y`all.."} {"Innovative.."}<br> {"Let`s rock, get bigger.."}<br><br>Now swing your partner around, dosey-dosey<br>like musical chairs and ring around the rosie<br>The party you pace see, Kool Herc with J.C.<br>The Herculoids battle, The Disco Twins<br>Funky rhymes with breakbeats, the DJ spins<br>for the L Brothers, steppin right in the scene<br>Mean Gene was maxin, Rockin Rob went to work<br>While the tables would turn, the old needles used to jerk<br>with the belt drive, Technics and B-1`s<br>with the orange light shinin, the red on D-1`s<br>Direct drive and Nova, I`m chillin with G.L.O.B.E.<br>Mr. Biggs and Pow-Wow, Monk and Superman<br>Pullin out that Olde E, that funky funky 40 ounce<br>Ikey C from Cosmic, the bass bottom bounce<br>Red Alert in the booth, the T-Connection to mix<br>Silly rabbit.. you know my style has Trix<br>to go on, to the next line, to the break of dawn<br>while I move up step, to the early early morn<br>with a hip-hop drink and some rhyme popcorn<br>Never smokin or sniffin or ever jokin or riffin<br>because it`s time to plex more, and rhyme fantastic<br>Donald Rock and Whipper Whip, neither rapper was plastic<br>Back in the days, you had to be so sarcastic<br>to stretch out a rhyme, and make it double elastic<br>You learn new jack, step back and be wack<br>You know what time it is boy, and every mic I smoke<br>Bust the facts!<br><br> {"Yes yes y`all.."} {"Innovative.."}<br> {"Let`s rock, get bigger.."}<br> {"Yes yes y`all.."} {"Innovative.."}<br> {"Let`s rock, get bigger.."}<br> {"Yes yes y`all.."} {"Innovative.."}<br> {"Let`s rock, get bigger.."}<br> {"Yes yes y`all.."} {"Innovative.."}<br> {"Let`s rock, get bigger.."}<br><br>Later on at the Boys Club, while Tom excel<br>I got a name for your brain that surely rings a bell<br>Patti Duke had the nice hands, swift with Billy Boy<br>Playin James Brown records, you stupid you silly boy<br>Bongo Rockin, hard where the rhythm go<br>You fake and pass, Busy Bee give and go<br>to the AJ Scratch, a funky beat that matched<br>with a two-second break, that was hard to catch<br>DST was mixin, slicin with his elbows<br>Freakin the wheels, loopin rhymes, here we go<br>to the master faster, speed up and go faster<br>Turn my JVC to mega power and blast the<br>Mario tape, yes The Disco King<br>with the b-side The Funky Drums, no new jack swing<br>Happy rappers with polka dots, were bound to get stuck<br>You had the Zulus the Nine crew, you`re pushin your luck<br>The Casanovas was maxin all scheamin to duck<br>You had The Black Spades, plus The Savage Skulls