Signs

<br>"Signs" as recorded by<br>Tesla<br>And the sign says "No long hair freaky people need not apply"<br>So I put my hair under my hat and I went in to ask him why<br>He said you look like a fine outstanding young man I think you`ll do<br>So I took off my hat I said "Imagine that Huh Me working for you"<br>CHORUS:<br>Signs Signs Everywhere there`s signs<br>Blocking up the scenery Breaking up my mind<br>Do this Don`t do that Can`t you read the sign<br>And the sign says "Anybody caught trespassing will be shot on sigh"<br>So I jumped the fence and I yelled at the house<br>What gives you the right To put up a fence And keep me out<br>Or to keep Mother Nature in<br>If God was here He`d tell it to your face Man You`re some kind of sinner<br>CHORUS:<br>Oh Say now mister Can`t you read<br>You got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat<br>You can`t watch No You can`t eat You ain`t supposed to be here<br>And the sign says "You gotto have a membership card just to get inside" Huh<br>And the sign says "Everybody welcome Come in Kneel down and pray"<br>But then they passed around a plate at the end of it all<br>And I didn`t have a penny to pay<br>So I got me a pen and paper And I made up my own little sign<br>I said Thank you Lord for thinking about me I`m alive and doing fine<br>CHORUS:<br>CHORUS:<br>--Scribe