Monday Papers

<br>I dont want to go out any more<br><br>I read the news, I cant believe my eyes<br><br>I push the table against the door<br><br>You know Ive had it with the world outside<br><br><br><br>If you want to know about the murderers and junkies<br><br>If you want to know about the lower east side<br><br>Now they got a map shows you where to get your monkey<br><br>You can read it in the monday papers, monday papers<br><br><br><br>Some people like a little gore<br><br>Some people always at the scenes of crimes<br><br>Now they can watch the tv more<br><br>Now they can get it in the sunday times<br><br><br><br>If you find it hard to handle what you see on page one<br><br>You can pull the funnies out and have some laughs<br><br>Take a drink and maybe you can laugh at ronald reagan<br><br>You can read it in the monday papers, read it in the monday papers<br><br><br><br>Monday papers dont ask no questions<br><br>Monday papers dont get no lies<br><br>Monday papers dont raise objection<br><br>Monday papers dont got no eyes<br><br><br><br>Brothers heading that way now I guess<br><br>He just read something made his face turn blue<br><br>Well I got nothing against the press<br><br>They wouldnt print it if it wasnt true<br><br><br><br>If you want to know about the gay politician<br><br>If you want to know how to be a star<br><br>Ladies - if you want to know about the new sex position<br><br>You can read it in the monday papers, read it in the monday papers<br><br><br><br>Monday papers dont ask no questions<br><br>Monday papers dont get no lies<br><br>Monday papers dont raise objection<br><br>Monday papers dont got no eyes<br><br><br><br>Monday papers dont ask no questions<br><br>Monday papers dont get no lies<br><br>Monday papers dont raise objection<br><br>Monday papers dont got no eyes<br><br><br><br>Read all about it, monday papers