Happy New Year B

<br>MAUREEN<br>I Think We Need An Agent<br>MARK<br>We?<br><br>JOANNE<br>That`s Selling Out<br><br>MARK<br>But It`s Nice To Dream<br><br>MAUREEN<br>Yeah - It`s Network TV<br>And It`s All Thanks To Me<br><br>MARK<br>Somehow I Think I Smell<br>The Whiff Of A Scheme<br><br>JOANNE<br>Me Too<br><br>MAUREEN<br>We Can Plan Another Protest<br><br>JOANNE<br>We?!<br><br>MAUREEN<br>This Time You Can Shoot From The<br>Start...(to Mark)<br>You`ll Direct (to Joanne)<br>Starring Me!!<br><br>ALL<br>5,4,3... Open Sesame!!<br><br>Happy New Year<br>Happy New Year<br>Happy New....<br><br>BENNY<br>I See that You`ve Beaten Me To The<br>Punch<br><br>ROGER<br>How Did You Know We`d Be Here?<br><br>BENNY<br>I Had A Hunch<br><br>MARK<br>You`re Not Mad?<br><br>BENNY<br>I`m Here To End This War<br>It`s A Shame You Went And Destroyed<br>The Door<br><br>MIMI<br>Why All The Sudden The Big About Face<br><br>BENNY<br>The Credit Is Yours<br>You Made A Good Case<br><br>ROGER<br>What Case?<br><br>BENNY<br>Mimi Came To See Me<br>And She Had Much To Say<br><br>MIMI<br>That`s Not How You Put It At All<br>Yesterday<br><br>BENNY<br>I Couldn`t Stop Thinking About The<br>Whole Mess<br>Mark-You Want To Get This On Film<br><br>MARK<br>I Guess<br><br>BENNY<br>I Regret The<br>Unlucky Circumstances<br>Of The Past Seven Days<br><br>ROGER<br>Circumstance?<br>You Padlocked Our Door<br><br>BENNY<br>And It`s With Great Pleasure<br>On Behalf Of Cyberarts<br>That I Hand You This Key<br><br>ANGEL<br>Golf Claps<br><br>MARK<br>I Hvae no Juice In My Battery<br><br>BENNY<br>Reshoot<br><br>ROGER<br>I See - This Is A Photo Opportunity<br><br>MAUREEN<br>The Benevolent God<br>Ushers The Poor Artists Back To<br>Their Flat<br>Were You Planning On Taking Down The<br>Barbed Wire<br>From The Lot, Too?<br><br>ROGER<br>Anything But That!<br><br>BENNY<br>Clearing The Lot Was A Safety Concern<br>We Break Ground This Month<br>But You Can Return<br><br>MAUREEN<br>That`s Why You`re Here With People<br>You Hate<br>Instead Of With Muffy At Muffy`s Estate<br><br>BENNY<br>I`d Honestly Rather Be With You Tonight<br>Than In Westport--<br><br>ROGER<br>Spare Us Old Sport, The Soundbite<br><br>BENNY<br>Mimi - Since Your Ways Are So Seductive<br><br>MIMI<br>You Came On To Me!<br><br>BENNY<br>Persuade Him Not To Be So<br>Counterproductive<br><br>ROGER<br>Liar!<br><br>BENNY<br>Why Not Tell Then What You Wore To<br>My Place?<br><br>MIMI<br>I Was On My Way To Work<br><br>BENNY<br>Black Leather And Lace!<br>My Desk Was A Mess<br>I Think I`m Still Sore<br><br>MIMI<br>Cause I Kicked Him And Told Him I Wasn`t<br>His Whore!<br><br>BENNY<br>Does Your Boyfriend Know<br>Who Your Last Boyfriend Was?<br><br>ROGER<br>I`m Not Her Boyfriend<br>I Don`t Care What She Does<br><br>ANGEL<br>People Is This Any Way To Start A<br>New Year?<br>Have Compassion<br>Benny Just Lost His Cat<br><br>BENNY<br>My Dog - But I Appreciate That<br><br>ANGEL<br>My Cat Had A Fall<br>And I Went Through Hell<br><br>BENNY<br>It`s Like Losing A -<br>How Did You Know That She Fell?<br><br>COLLINS<br>Champagne?<br><br>BENNY<br>Don`t Mind If I Do<br>To Dogs<br><br>ALL BUT BENNY<br>No Benny - To You!<br><br>ANGEL<br>Let`s Make A Resolution<br><br>MIMI<br>I`ll Drink To That<br><br>COLLINS<br>Let`s Always Stay Friends<br><br>JOANNE<br>Tho` We May Have Our Disputes<br><br>MAUREEN<br>This Family Tree`s Got Deep Routes<br><br>MARK<br>Friendship Is Thicker Than Blood<br><br>ROGER<br>That Depends<br><br>MIMI<br>Depends On Trust<br><br>ROGER<br>Depends On True Devotion<br><br>JOANNE<br>Depends On Love<br><br>MARK<br>Depends On Not Denying Emotion<br><br>ROGER<br>Perhaps<br><br>ALL<br>It`s Gonna Be A Happy New Year<br><br>ROGER<br>I Guess<br><br>ALL<br>It`s Gonna Be A Happy New Year<br><br>ROGER<br>You`re Right<br><br>ANGEL<br>It`s Gonna Be A Happy New Year<br><br>ROGER & MIMI<br>I`m Sorry<br><br>ROGER<br>Coming?<br><br>MIMI<br>In A Minute - I`m Fine - Go<br><br>THE MAN<br>Well, Well, Well. What Have We Here?<br><br>It`s Gonna Be A Happy New Year<br>There, There... (etc.)