The Crablouse

<br>I wanna talk to you about forbidden pleasures of the flesh<br>The most thrilling satisfaction for all mankind<br>Better than everything you ever imagined in your wildest dreams<br><br><br>The secret of the crablouse<br><br>Here`s a message for the girls about vaginas<br>And the consequence of fiddling with a partner<br>Mind your labia they`re never out of danger<br>If you`re gonna go to bed with a stranger<br>Creatures might be hidden in his pubic area<br>It`s the crablouse that`s out to get ya!<br>It`s gonna grab you by the pubic hair<br>Shake your pussy wen the bastard`s there<br><br>It`s there to stay, sucks all day<br>It`s there to bite, my parasite<br><br>The little vampire, horny and so greedy<br>It doesn`t care about a penis and it`s envy<br>It`s intelligent, nasty and it`s sick<br>A party animal, a pervert and a pig<br>If a crablouse gets mixed up in your saliva<br>Stumbles through your body right into your vulva<br>Then waits patiently until a penetration<br>Gets it out of there and right into salvation<br><br>It`s there to stay, sucks all day<br>It`s there to bite, my parasite<br><br>Now we know the little crablouse is a raver<br>You can`t get rid of it unless you use a razor<br>It`s unbearable, funky and so cool<br>A real smartass and nobody`s fool<br>If you meet a guy who`s scratching at his totem<br>We all know that it`s connected with his scrotum<br>He might tell you that his undie is too tight<br>But you`ll know that it`s the crablouse and you`re right<br><br>It`s there to stay, sucks all day<br>It`s there to bite, my parasite<br>My love machine, my maddest dream<br>Turns me on, makes me come