The Pirate Song

Sandra wears her pants too small for her body shape She`s got a funny funny face (It`s true you know) It`s so messed up how she took your man And ran away, she`s got some crazy crazy ways (Too bad for you) Listen you I know it`s awful, To lose your man to a circus freak Soon enough he`ll be forgotten Just look away and count to three. 1 2 3 hey I guess you picked a man too young too small for your own taste He came from very far away (no fun in that) You`ll have to deal with all his Stupidness and crazy tasks You`re sick of it today (He breaks your back) Listen you I know it`s awful, To lose your man to a circus freak Soon enough he`ll be forgotten Just look away and count to three. 1 2 3 hey