Captain Greg

Hey Captain Greg! Tell us about the time you fought the pirates of Spain! Aw gee, you kids don`t want to hear that story again, do you? Oh yes we do! Oh no you don`t. Oh yes we do! Oh no you don`t! Please, Captain Greg? Well only if you promise to let me practice my body painting on you later. Sure! Well here`s the story of the pirates of Spain. There was a ship, and it was from Spain. And all the people on it had black hats on, so I shot and stabbed them all! Even the girls? Especially the girls! Yay!