I`m A Hoe (skit)

<br>[Daddy] You, over there....with those blue eyes and that blonde hair. Come here, ma!<br>[Girl] Yes?<br>[Daddy] I wanna ask you one muthafuckin` question.<br>[Girl] Yes, daddy?<br>[Daddy] What are you bitch?<br>[Girl] I`m a H-O-E...<br>[Daddy] Are you really? Are you really a H-O-E?<br>[Girl] I fucked the whole family...<br>[Daddy] Damn, my niggaz ain`t gonna believe this shit.<br>[Girl] Then gang-bang me...<br>[Daddy] Oh, I`m gonna rough ride this pussy. I`ma rough ride this pussy.<br>[Girl] Then beat me....<br>[Daddy] Oh, I`d like to explore all three holes baby...<br>[Girl] Put it in my B-U-T-T-T<br>[Daddy] Ooo...you doin it like that? Oh you a gangsta, huh?<br>[Girl] Then pee on me...<br>[Daddy] Oh you a nasty little bitch. You nasty....<br>[Girl] Then shit on me...<br>[Daddy] Damn, my niggaz ain`t gonna believe this shit. Its over...<br>[Girl] Then take me...<br>[Daddy] Oh, do you perform like a muthafuckin professional on camera?<br>[Girl] Like Janet Jack-me...<br>[Daddy] So how wide is the pussy? Tell me. How wide is the pussy?<br>[Girl] Like Vanessa Del Ri(o)....<br>[Daddy] Whooooo! All this freaky shit and you don`t want no cake, no joe, no nothin`?<br>[Girl] I fuck for free...<br>[Daddy] There`s gotta be a catch to this shit. Something is a catch 22. I don`t feel it.<br>[Girl] I`ve got H-I-V...<br>[Daddy] Dirty muthafucka...WHOA