War

May your dad rest well down in hell tonight I never liked him much, but he gave me a bite of his hot dog When we went golfing In San Clemente With Richard Nixon But I was bored So I prayed to the Lord Ha, give me a war `Cause I`m so bored And I want more In a real fucking war Well I`m bored with Iran and I`m bored with Iraq Egypt and Israel and Yassir Arafat The Falklands was cool but it was too damn short I want a real war `cause I built a bitchin` fort May your sister rest well in her bed tonight I never liked her much, but she made me feel good last Christmas In your mom`s station wagon Behind 7-11 She was just fourteen But I was bored So I prayed to the Lord Ha, give me a war `Cause I`m so bored And I want more In a real fucking war Well I`m bored with the Contras and Colonel Quadhafi The Ayatollah`s dead, but he made really great coffee With my rifle in my arms I feel really swell I wanna join the army and kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill May your uncle rest well in his cell tonight I never liked him much but he took me down to Tijuana We drank tequila And watched your mom dance At the Bambi club But I was bored So I prayed to the Lord Ha, give me a war `Cause I`m so bored And I want more In a real fucking war