Harper Valley P.t.a.

<br>I wanna tell you all the story bout the Harper Valley widow wife<br>Who had a teenage daughter who attended Harper Valley Junior High<br>Well her daughter came home one afternoon and didn`t even stop to play<br>And she said mom I got a note here from the Harper Valley PTA<br>Well the note said Mrs Johnson you`re wearin` your dresses way too high<br>And it`s reported you`ve been drinkin` and a runnin` round with men and goin` wild<br>And we don`t believe you oughta be a bringin` up your little girl this way<br>And it was signed by the secretary Harper Valley PTA<br>Well it happened that the PTA was gonna meet that very afternoon<br>And they were sure surprised when Mrs Johnson wore her miniskirt into the room<br>And as she walked up to the blackboard I can still recall the words she had to say<br>She said I`d like to address this meeting of the Harper Valley PTA<br>Now there`s Bobby Taylor sittin` there and seven times he asked me for a date<br>And Mrs Taylor sure seems to use a lotta ice whenever he`s away<br>And Mr Baker can you tell us why your secretary had to leave this town<br>And shouldn`t wodow Jones be told to keep<br>Her window shades all pulled completely down<br>Well Mr Harper couldn`t be here cause he stayed too long at Kelly`s Bar again<br>And if you smell Shirley Thompson`s breath you`ll find she`s had a little nip of gin<br>And when you have the nerve to tell me you think that as a mother I`m not fit<br>Well this is just a little Payton Place and you`re all Harper Valley hypocrites<br>No I wouldn`t put you on because it really did it happened just this way<br>The day my mama socket it to the Harper Valley PTA<br>The day my mama socket it to the Harper Valley PTA