Gary And Melissa

<br>Posted By: Font (Font)<br>Date: Wed Feb 27 01:12:27 1991<br>Title: Gary And Melissa<br>Gary and Melissa<br>John S Hall/Dave Rick<br>from the King Missile album _Mystical Shit_ on Shimmy Disc<br><br>Gary and Melissa<br>Loved to make love<br>Loved to make love<br>Loved to make love to each other<br>Over and over and over again<br>For the first few weeks of their relationship<br>They made love four or five times a night<br>They were really turned on for awhile<br><br>Then to enhance their passion<br>They bought sex books<br>The Joy of Sex<br>The Sensous Couple<br>The Joy of Sex Part 2<br>The Kama Sutra<br>Even Yet More Still Joy of Sex<br>Popular Mechanics<br>Betty Crocker<br>Anything<br>They tried as many positions as they were capable of<br>Physically<br>Physically<br>Physically<br>They were really turned on for awhile<br><br>Then to heighten their passion<br>They bought sex toys<br>Ben-wa balls<br>French ticklers<br>Nipple clamps<br>Cock rings<br>Whips and chains and bondage gear<br>Bowling balls<br>Dildos<br>Vibrators<br>Watermelons<br>Commemorative Statuettes of Liberty<br>Anything<br>They were really turned on for awhile<br><br>They set up a video camera<br>And taped themselves having sex<br>Then they watched it on the VCR<br>While having more sex<br>Then to heighten their passion<br>Gary taped Melissa having sex with some of his friends<br>And Melissa taped Gary having sex with some of her friends<br>Then they watched it on the VCR<br>While having more sex<br>They were really turned on<br><br>As the years went by<br>Gary and Melissa became fine upstanding members of their community<br>Although they never married<br>Their relationship outlasted all the marriages on their block<br>And they never fought<br>Except to heighten their passion<br><br>They had made an agreement<br>That when one of them died<br>The other would continue to live with and make love to the corpse<br>But as luck would have it<br>They were both killed in a freak accident<br>And died at the exact same moment<br>Holding hands