The Hospital Song

Nobody sends me birthday cards <br>Nobody brings me flowers <br>I`m just here for operations <br>I`ve been out for hours <br>When I come to I`ll wet my bed <br>`Cos when I get mad I sink so low <br>As matron knows <br>I get off on what you give me, darling <br>I get off on what you give to me <br>Yeh, I get off on what you give me, darling <br>I get off on what you give to me <br>And when I go to that seedy ward <br>Up in the sky <br>You`ll be waiting <br>With a hypodermic needle <br>And a graph <br>Here comes the dark <br>(I`m grateful for my anaesthetic) <br>Out goes the spark <br>(Delirious and apathetic) <br>When I come to <br>I`ll wet my bed <br>And when I get well <br>I`ll take revenge <br>I`ll wreak my wrath <br>On all blood donors <br>And their sisters <br>Visiting time and flowers <br>When sister brings that bedpan round <br>I`ll piss like April showers <br>I get off on what you give me, darling <br>I get off on what you give to me <br>Yeh, I get off on what you give me, darling <br>I get off on what you give to me <br>And when I go <br>I`ll die of plaster casting love