Big Things In Big Packages

There`s this Fat Fat lady on da beach. Jiggle roll Jiggle One-piece-tye-dye-swimsuit Bouncing Round and Round She sets her things down waddles up to the water gets her shins wet Looks around and smiles She goes back to her things and sits down. She begins to apply Sun tanning lotion to her body. Yes this Fat Fat lady on this beach has the nerve to apply sun tanning lotion all over her over-efficient thighs She is done Then Sighs She lays back. Falls back. Kerplunk! She closes her eyes and begins to sunbathe She is Content And don`t care. She is beautiful! don`t anyone dare. God`s fixed And his eyes stare... "if only they all loved as that beauty there"