Vaseline Bizniz

<br>God, I have to know<br>Is it really true?<br>I refuse to believe in <br>The stuff they write about you<br><br>You always look real depressive<br>But thatВґs what makes you cute<br>Say it ainВґt so, say it ainВґt so<br>Have you become a fruit?<br><br>Vaseline bizniz, improves your record sales<br>Vaseline bizniz, you know it never fails<br>Vaseline bizniz, will make you interesting<br>When youВґre too pissed to dance and too high to sing<br><br>My teenage dream is fucked<br>Although you donВґt know<br>While I plan for our marriage<br>You find some handsome guy to blow<br><br>Then you speak about it frankly<br>In an in-depth interview<br>And I slip into denial<br>ВґCos I know it isnВґt true<br><br>Vaseline bizniz, improves your record sales<br>Vaseline bizniz, you it never fails<br>Vaseline bizniz, will make you interesting<br>When youВґre too pissed to dance and youВґre too stoned to sing<br><br>Yeah, I had a bad time<br>My heart was torn in two<br>Burned all my posters<br>Thought IВґd never make it through<br><br>But I worship another boy-group now<br>Everybody else sucks!<br>I even got their autographs<br>Take that, you backstreet cocks!