I`m A Woman

<br>I can wash out forty-four pairs of socks<br>And have them hangin out on the line<br>I can starch and iron two dozen shirts<br>Before you can count from one to nine<br>I can scoop up a great big dipper <br>Full of lard from the drippin`s can<br>Throw it in the skillet, go out and do my <br>Shopping and be back before it melts in the pan<br>`Cause I`m a woman<br>Double U O M A N<br>I`ll say it again<br><br>I can rub and scrub till this old house <br>Is shinin like a dime<br>Feed the baby, grease the car and <br>Powder my face at the same time<br>Get all dressed up, go out and swing<br>Till four a.m. and then<br>Lay down at five, jump up at six <br>And start all over again<br>`Cause I`m a woman<br>Double U O M A N<br>I`ll say it again<br><br>If you come to me sickly, you know <br>I`m gonna make you well<br>If you come to me hexed up, <br>You know I`m gonna break the spell<br>If you come to me hungry, <br>You know I`m gonna fill you full o` grits<br>If it`s lovin` you`re lackin, I`ll kiss you<br>And give you the shiverin fits<br>`Cause I`m a woman<br>Double U O M A N<br>I`ll say it again<br><br>I can stretch a greenback dollar bill<br>From here to kingdom come<br>I can play the numbers, pay my bills<br>And still end up with some<br>I got a twenty dollar gold piece says<br>There ain`t nothin I can`t do<br>I can make a dress out of a feed bag<br>And I can make a man out of you<br>`Cause I`m a woman<br>Double U O M A N<br>I`ll say it again<br>`Cause I`m a woman<br>Double U O M A N<br>And that`s all