We Fit Right

<br>Let`s make this real clear, let`s not get ideas<br>bout seeing you and me as a permanent plan<br>We bicker, we fight we argue all night and<br>I don`t think a future bodes well with that<br>You constantly complain I bring on your migraines<br>You in turn spawn mine<br>I annoy you so much that you froth at the mouth<br>And I don`t think that`s a good sign, oh no it`s like a. . .<br><br>Psycho diner waitress on a blind date with a New York tipper<br>Narcoleptic hand model learning how to use a chipper<br>Jesse Helmes in Frisco, Mormons at a disco ladies night<br>Caught with an Amway salesman in a broken elevator<br>Baby back ribs on a cheese bun served up at a sader<br>We`re oil and water, though sometimes I`ll concur<br>We fit right.<br><br>Your voice is annoying your manner is cloying,<br>Every thought process starts with I, me, mine.<br>You say that I`m anal, conversantly banal<br>I think the same of you but man, you sure look fine<br>As for common interests, there`s nothing we`ve got<br>I`m well bred and you`re well, not<br>My deepest conversation with you<br>Was when you were unconscious in the ICU, but it`s usually like. . .<br><br>A dozen lonely belly dancers stranded at a monastery<br>Lactose intolerant Hindu working at a dairy<br>Chile without Bean-o, Carmelites in Reno Friday night<br>Acrophobic Hydrophobes trekkin to Niagara Falls<br>Ex-klepto self help groups with meetings held is shopping malls<br>We`re oil and water, though sometimes I`ll concur<br>We fit right<br><br>But oh lord, I`m lost when you open your arms and beckon me in its<br>Amazing how you make me forget all our differences for at least 12 minutes<br><br>But it`s usually like<br>Woodshop workshops at a halfway house for hemophiliacs<br>Belevue kitchen worker with just a touch of anthrax<br>Pyromaniac firefighters heading up a defilade<br>Jim Jones trading card in every can of cherry Kool-Aid<br>We`re oil and water, though sometimes, I`ll concur . . .<br>We fit right.