Preacher Porkchop

I want you to understand<br> a few words of Knowledge, Wisdom, and Understanding<br> from a soul, rappin man<br> Has more weight in this life<br> than, one-thousand men<br> of science and technology, ever can!<br><br>[Zev Love X as Preacher Porkchop]<br>Whoo! Yo, thank YAH, Deacon DJ Du Dot<br>Naww, I`d like to introduce, MAHself<br>as, the Preacha Po`kchop (Amen! Amen!)<br>And I`m gon` go on, because y`all know I got it GOIN ON!<br>(Amen! Amen!) Yea, now today<br>I`m gonna talk about MAH life (Talk about it! Talk about it!)<br>MAH days, of growing up in the church of GAWD and Christ<br>They tried, to put ree-strictions on MAH LIFE! (Talk about it!)<br>They said that, a preacher could, ROCK THE MIC! (No no no!)<br>WHAT?! Huh, but I said wrong (It was wrong, it was wrong)<br>They also said THAHT, a Preacha could not PIMP STRUT! (No no no!)<br>I can not PIMP STRUT!<br>But I said WRONG! (Talk about it!)<br>No one tells Preacha Po`kchop, what to do with his LAYFE!<br>And no one, can tell the church, what to do with THEIR LAYFE!<br>The church, controls the church (Yeah, yeah!)<br>So if you want to switch up, say switch up! (SWITCH UP!)<br><br>* beat changes *<br><br>Yeahhh, now that`s what I`m talkin! (Mr. Hood: Yes)<br>Mellowness, yes!<br>Anything is possible in MAH church!<br>That`s right it`s MAH church! Yeah!<br>Do you understand? (Mr. Hood: Yes, yes I understand)<br>Somebody in the church UNDERSTANDS what I`m talkin about today!<br>(Mr. Hood: Yes) Hah, well now I`m droppin science!<br>Hah, I`m droppin, BAWMBS! Hah!<br>Up in mah church todayahhh, hah!<br>Somebody say yeasss, yesss lawwwd!<br>Glory to Gawd, glory to Gawd!<br>Preachas, you betta WATCH yo` church<br>because Po`kchop, is on his way<br>Yes, bringin the truth beyond doubt<br>that I`ve been covered by Moses<br>Yeah preachas, you know you`re to the curb!<br>Stealin money, from out the church pan<br>to put gas, in yo` Cadillac<br>But Po`kchop, I pimp struts!<br>I pimp strut!<br>Now, you know I know what`s goin on<br>My vision is NOT blaurrhy<br>That`s why, mah church does not have to worry<br>Because I preach, to teach, and reach one each!<br>Ha hah! (Amen!)<br>Now, on that token, Deacon Du Dot, do dat!<br><br> Sermon said, you`d lose<br> Spiritual awakening, in the sins of mankind<br> for the deaf, the dumb, and the blind