Pick It

{*a parody of Ice Cube`s song "Wicked"*}<br><br>1, 2, 3, 4 fingers and I pick it<br>Put my whole hand up my nose when I pick it<br>Out, wave it about<br>Then I just pass it around like a hand out<br>Pickin` runny snots, bloody clots<br>Then throw `em on the ground and connect the dots<br>Need `em `cause I eat `em<br>Take me to a starving country and feed `em<br>`Cause I just pick pick pick<br>And then I start to lick lick lick<br>It`s like an art form<br>If you wanna learn I`ll teach it<br>Got one up my nose but I`m never gonna reach it<br>`Cause it just floats all around like a boat<br>And it just fell down the back of my throat<br>Chokin` on a snot just gaggin`<br>It feels like it`s as big as a dragon, a station wagon<br>So put on a plate and pass me the salt<br>And I`ll ingest it like a chocolate malt<br>Like it, dig it, yup<br>I keep on diggin` my finger and lickin`, `cause...<br><br>[chorus]<br>I love to pick it<br>My finger goes diggin` up my nose<br>Then I flick it<br>A flick of the wrist and hey there it goes<br>Or I like it<br>I like to stick my tongue up my nose<br>Me never gettin` hungry `cause me always have those<br><br>Yes I`m a nose hair wrecker<br>Got me a plan to set the new world record<br>Do you know what I mean?<br>Got a huge pile that`s lumpy and green<br>Sticky thumb, sticky finger, sticky clothes<br>Never seen with a runny nose<br>Save in the back for a snack<br>Take a step back, this one`s as big as a cow<br>`Nam, use it just like napalm<br>Trick ya, then stick a little booger<br>In your piece of pizza, then watch you eat it<br>Dig it out till it`s closed out<br>Yup, people always get sick `cause they`re grossed out<br>Don`t care if you`re sick<br>I`ll just dig with a shovel and a pick<br>Sleep, snore, dream<br>You know what I`ll do I`ll dig up your nose too<br>Sometimes other people`s boogers taste better<br>When I pick it, lick it, so I`ll just pick it<br><br>[chorus]<br><br>People wanna know what for<br>I got a snot and my mouth is beginning to water<br>No there just ain`t no stoppin`<br>Order out for pizza and use it as a topping<br>Nothing quite like it when it melts on the cheese<br>Mom can I have some more, please, please?<br>The crusty ones are hard to bite<br>A horse has snots but they don`t taste right<br>You really gotta try this I know you`re gonna love this<br>But if you`ve never done this<br>Here`s some cooking tips<br>Ground `em all up and put `em in a mix<br>Then boil a pot full of water<br>If you haven`t tried it you oughtta<br>Then add some salt, just a dash<br>Put it in a dish and begin to, uh, mash<br>Serve it on a plate, it tastes great<br>And it works as bait<br>I`m the pickin` chef<br>And the restaurant critics dig it<br>So I`ll just pick it<br><br>[chorus]