Road Ragin`

{*a parody of Kid Rock`s song "Bawitaba"*}<br><br>[chorus]<br>Foot to the floor, get out the way, ziggin` zaggin`<br>Ziggin` through the traffic and up goes the finger<br>Get out of my waaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!<br>Comin` through!<br><br>And this is for the people who I see while I`m drivin`<br>Who despite their own stupidity are somehow alive<br>The braindead freaks, who refuse to wake up<br>The guys who are shaving and the chicks with make up<br>The guy behind me in the rear view mirror<br>Following so close I can see his nose hairs<br>The moron flying by me changing his clothes<br>The guys who only concentrate on picking their nose<br>All you punks who make your engines roar<br>The hundred year old lady who can`t see anymore<br>The guy who has to steer with his knees all night<br>`Cause there`s a beer in his left hand and a joint in his right<br>For the suicidal freaks tryin` to beat the train<br>The guy who made the U-turn from the right hand lane<br>Their stupidity`s amazing, I`m completely stunned<br>Now get off the road before you kill someone!<br><br>[chorus]<br><br>I wish I had a nickel that somebody would give me<br>For every time a moron on the phone nearly hit me<br>Wild antics in parking lots<br>They`d run over their own daughter just to get a good spot<br>And guys who stare at an accident<br>Even if it`s nothin` but a little 2 inch dent<br>While you`re lookin` at the crash, you`re bound to cause one<br>Now get off the road before you kill someone<br><br>[chorus]<br><br>Hey watch it, buddy!<br>Yeah same to you!<br>You go to Hell!<br>DIE!!