10th Anniversary Song

Yes me, I`m the man with too much time on my hands<br>I sell tapes even though there`s almost no demand<br>I write rhymes even though none of my rhymes sell<br>I take showers even though it won`t help the smell<br>Do it in my basement, cheap equipment<br>Ate all the Doritos, need another shipment<br>Found another sample, wrote a new song<br>Recorded it 32 times and it still came out wrong<br>It was way too long and the vocals too low<br>And I think the tape deck is running a little slow<br>This song is even hurting my ears<br>We haven`t been creative in ten long years<br><br>Time was made to be wastes<br>Belches were made to be tasted<br>Noses were made to run<br>Sudden Death was made to have fun<br>So we do it like this even when the people diss, I use <br>The Death Flower and ask `em if they piss in the shower<br>I act polite and preceed with caution<br>Then I bust a rhyme and I try to brainwash `em<br>Sales of the tapes are painfully slow<br>Now I`m back where it started ten years ago<br>To relive the death we put in our rhyme<br>And to see how little we`ve improved over time<br>So let`s take a trip back into the past<br>When we started a group we didn`t think would last<br>If you paid any money that was your mistake<br>Now welcome to the tenth anniversary tape