Coffee

Have a cup of coffee, sit back and open up your mind<br>Now this type of rhyme was designed to keep writers above the line<br>Cause I`ll guide us above the swine, and keep the gate up for traitors<br>While beats cater to cut-creators and fader operators<br>From Decatur to Kendall, the terminator to pencils and pens<br>More to the P than the Rentals were friends<br>But that be dated like them leaders of cheers be under beers<br>I`ve contracted calendars to number your years<br>I put pressure on motherfuckers like 300 lb. Peers<br>Like a captain on blank pages, I`m steering clear<br>Whether weather`s ever severe, I`ll bring ya to mass with the classics<br>Stopping the wack shit just like naked bitches in traffic<br>I`m graphic by design, Illustrated like sports without the swimwear<br>Between her wet thighs is where your bitch be feeling my chin hair<br>You know I had to go there cause I`ve been there<br>I`ll Spice your Girl up, that`s what I really really want<br>Now, we can talk coffee like Linda Richman<br>I`ll fold your style, and I`ll switch then<br>take your picture just like I`m Pitman<br>Throw in Danny Glover to Crispin, it`s all related<br>Sank-a titanic crew now their records be inundated<br>It`s all correlated, everything that I`ve stated<br>I speed up Metabolisms while you be decaffeinated<br>Known for leaving ya satiated, I`m delegated<br>Representatives in my House ain`t thirsty cause I`m Irrigated<br>Niggas get irritated, Hate it when I`m elated<br>They`re pained cause I pull em down more than windows get shaded<br>Cause they`ve evaded the sun and concentrated on the gun<br>But if I crack em open-if they`re see through, I`ll breeze through<br>Adversaries that`s even tinted. I`ve got a penance for pennants<br>So if you dirty seconds, I`ma clean a minute<br>Even though, I`d cream the senate, I still don`t PUFF laws<br>Or blow out judiciary committees within the city<br>And I`m pretty confident, that with these pronouns and consonants<br>I`ll rapture the heavens and all the seven global continents<br>And I`m in this, Breaking up the plates just like some Greeks in Pangea<br>Even if they`re dubs for the clubs<br>And I`m off a level that I even out on my own<br>But, I`ve been known to take it over the top, like Stallone<br>So, when the road be getting Rocky and I`m hanging from cliffs<br>I`m locking out the daylight, and then I hit `em with this<br>I keep it on and on and, you, it don`t stop<br>You`d better protect your 7-UP because I`m blowing up the spot<br>So, I keep it bubbling, so da niggas`ll know the half between the boring and me<br>It`s cause I got the pep, see?<br>If these kids is rhyming `bout Coke, then I`ma keep my Tab on `em<br>They can`t Dye-it Right, that`s why all of the skags want `em<br>I`m icing more niggas at their peaks than a mountain do<br>Maintenance at the Fontainebleau`s all they`re amounting to<br>Rip ya to bits for the sake of counting you, leave ya wound in two<br>Bounding your throat and make guesstimations about the sound of you<br>Doggin`, but never hounding you, that`s just too easy<br>That threatening style of rhyme never appeased me<br>So I prefer to squeeze the<br>Last drop out of metaphors and similes Like they was a squeegee<br>I`ve got more game than E3, I never saw E.T<br>But you I still phone home- Don`t fuck around within the Tonedeff zone<br>Because you bound to get your whole set thrown, Hoes get stoned<br>I`ll repossess your shit and then your clothes get loaned<br>Cause no army can salvage you when you push me<br>I`d lay you out Quick, but that`s a bigger turn off than bushy pussy<br>So, I spread the fly vibe like eagles with butterknives<br>Now you can dissect that line, and three definitions you`ll find<br>With some repetitions and time, you`re bound to catch on<br>But those who don`t are getting beat by the beast like Gaston<br>And lyrically that`s the beauty of it... I pull back heads like Pez<br>Cause I was hand-picked by Juan Valdez<br>Not the number, but the name you call, and I`ll be coming when<br>You need another cup of joe from the Cuban/Colombian