One Time`s Got No Case

*SPOKEN*<br><br>What you pullin` me over fo` mistuh offi-suh?<br>I`ll be askin` the questions Leroy.<br>My name ain`t Leroy, man.<br>Heh, all right Jerome, outta the car.<br>Man, why I gotta be Jerome man? Why can`t I be Tommy or Philbert or something?<br>Just put your hands on the hood Muhammed<br><br>*RAP*<br><br>It`s the man that you love to hate<br>Coming outta Washington state<br>Cops don`t like my profile<br>Cause Mixalot kicks much style<br>So the man is on my trail<br>He wanna take Mix to jail<br>If he does, I`ll make the bail<br>Cause I know alot of rich females<br>I`m shakin` `em just like this<br>Keepin` that Porsche in fifth<br>King County cops don`t quit<br>Even when a young brothers legit<br>So they follow me wherever I go<br>I hear `em on the radio<br>With a scanner that I bought from the sto`<br>Cause a brother like Mix gotta know<br>I`m checkin` them cops with radar<br>They don`t believe I`m a rap star<br>That my brain is up to par<br>An I`m ready when they follow my car<br>I know they wanna spray me with mace<br>Cause my trunk keeps pumpin` much bass<br>But they best get outta my face<br>Cause one-times got no case, give it to me<br><br>One-times got no case<br><br>The police think I`m movin` them keys<br>They trip cause I clock much D<br>They pull a gat an` they yell out "Freeze!"<br>I`m whippin` out my I.D.<br>My gat sits under my seat<br>The cops throw me out in the street<br>They found my gun like thieves<br>Officer Friendly has got a new beat<br>So I show him my gun permit<br>I told him I roll legit<br>Give me a test to see if I`m drinkin`<br>They claim my breath was stinkin`<br>They had me walk on the line<br>I walked backwards stopped on a dime<br>My female just reclines<br>Cause she knows I know the time<br>I`m hip to the cop procedure<br>They get ya everytime they see ya<br>They stop ya, they cuff ya<br>They roll ya an` they rough ya<br>They ask what I do for a livin`<br>Should this information be givin`?<br>This is what keeps me driven<br>Some cops want a brother in prison<br>So I got me a few attorneys<br>Just in case a cop wanna burn me<br>They protect me from the state<br>Cause one-time`s got no case, break it on down<br><br>One-times got no case<br><br>A cop asks me "What`s my name, and don`t lie"<br>And I`m askin` officer "Why?<br>Why ya wanna mess with a brother like Mix<br>When you know I`m livin` legit?"<br>The cop said "Don`t get smart.<br>I tear soul-brother apart"<br>I said "Well take off your gun, if you wanna get done<br>An` I`ll show you that I ain`t the one"<br>The cop rolled up his fist<br>Puts the handcuffs on my wrists<br>Then he threw a straight jab and he missed<br>A female cop pulls up and she`s pissed<br>But this cop had K-9<br>A soul sister, yes she`s fine<br>I said "Won`t ya help a brother outta bind?"<br>But that badge was going to her mind<br>So she stuck a billy club in my back<br>She said "Don`t think because you`re black<br>That I won`t beat you", crack, "hit you with the gat"<br>Her partner starts to laugh<br><br>Oooh, hit `em again. Hit `em again.<br><br>So they took me on down to the jail<br>P.L.B. came to pay my bail<br>Then we called Goldstein and Claire<br>Them`s my lawyers<br>Walkin` up the stairs<br>To the courtroom dressed in suits<br>`Bout to give a couple cops the boot<br>So the female cop takes the stand<br>Took her oath with the wrong damn hand<br>My lawyers ate her up like catfish<br>The other cop pleads the fifth<br>She lost her job<br>I seen a few tears on her face<br>Sorry baby, one-time`s got no case