Funk`s On Me

Well, here`s the intro<br>It`s nice and simple <br>Cuz Son`s the nympho<br>Yo, there`s the info<br>I`m the B-boy<br>Who takes out decoys<br>Like Leonard Nimoy<br>I heard Bruce Leroy<br>I`m catchin` bullets<br>With my teeth<br>To make it brief<br>Yo, I got no beef<br>But I`m feelin` iry<br>That`s in my diary<br>My voice is fiery<br>Fuck my rivalry<br>I drink pina colady<br>I get diabolic<br>Like the bubonic<br>Plague<br>Egg is the shape of my dome<br>Don`t bring it home if you can`t use a comb<br>I side with the Dukes<br>For all my folks<br>I rock the crowd and go for broke<br><br>Chorus:<br>Cuz the funk`s on me... the funk`s on me... the funk`s on me (2x)<br><br>I`ll do the tango to the Star Spangled<br>Play the bango then eat a mango<br>Cuz I funk daily<br>Like Pearl Bailey<br>I`m not an Israeli<br>But I`m hittin` like Halley`s<br>Comet<br>Drop it<br>Funk is the topic<br>I`m off like a rocket<br>A porno in a pocket<br>I`m different<br>Funk`s what I`m stimpin`<br>Like Andy Griffith<br>Think I`ll go fishin`<br>Catch me a crooner<br>The crazy Son dueler<br>Mr. Wang also got big fat cojones<br>Step to the fellow<br>Like Abbott and Costello<br>I`m kinda mellow yet I can`t stand yellow<br><br>Chorus (4x)<br><br>Bridge<br><br>I kick the phat funk<br>For your back trunk<br>No, I smack punks<br>Who`s Michael Jackson?<br>Cuz I rock a party<br>Good golly Miss Molly<br>Know I`m flava like beef teriyaki<br>Skills are scorchin`<br>Here`s a portion<br>Punk, use caution <br>Like Wheel of Fortune<br>Go round and round<br>Where will it stop?<br>I throw hip hop<br>So I`ll never get dropped<br>The Soul Assasin<br>Who`s strong like Sampson<br>I`m ill like Manson<br>I`m harrassin` <br>Empty MC`s<br>So punk, don`t tempt me<br>You know I`m flava<br>Just like dente<br><br>Chorus (6x)