Last Night My DJ Stole My Girl

[Nick Fury]<br>You see I`m not real good at approachin girls<br>Sometimes I feel like I`m divin for ocean pearls<br>to the bottom where it`s dark and it`s harder to breathe<br>She laughed with a smile that you wouldn`t believe<br>"What`s your name again?" she told me, but since then I forget<br>cause I`d smoked a lot of beer and drank a lot of pot - I mean<br>She laughed again, I played it off like I meant it<br>She threw me a look and I knew it was cemented<br>This game I presented, it worked again<br>As long as the team don`t act like jerks again<br>It`s happened before, they cling to `em like suction<br>Like vultures they circle waitin for an introduction<br>But not this time (nah) this one was somethin special<br>From her hips to her eyes to her lips to her freckle<br>to a tee - best of all she was jockin me<br>Until I heard, "Yo Nick!" and she was like, "Who is he?" Oh<br><br>[repeat 2X]<br>Let me introduce you to my partner Oak<br>He`s my left hand man and he ain`t no joke<br>But yo, back to this interaction, what was that you were askin?<br>Let me take you to the back, where there`s no distraction<br><br>[Big Oak]<br>Holllld up, aiyyo hold up Nick<br>Don`t you think you should go buy this girl a drink? (see ya)<br>She can wait right here, I`ll keep her company<br>If I play my cards right, maybe she`ll be humpin me (ha!)<br>Nick shot me a dirty look, and the middle finger<br>But I don`t care, I`m on some Jerry Springer<br>shit but it`s legit cause last week Nick took my girl and split<br>and only offered me a shrug and a blunt hit<br>So I`ll get him back tonight<br>Aiyyo honey follow me to the back to where there ain`t so much light<br>I`m your Mr. Right, at least for tonight<br>.. or umm, hello?<br>I looked at her and she wasn`t even payin attention<br>Mind off in space explorin new dimensions (shit)<br>She wasn`t gonna hear a damn word I say<br>Cause she was starin right at my DJ<br><br>[repeat 2X]<br>Let me introduce you to my DJ Cheapshot<br>He`s a both hand man and his feats are hot<br>But back to this interaction, what was that you were askin?<br>Let me take you to the back, where there`s no distraction<br><br>[DJ Cheapshot]<br>Damn you look familiar, have we met before?<br>I think I caught a glimpse of you on the dance floor<br>As a matter of fact, weren`t you freakin MC Nickolaus?<br>"No that wasn`t me," my bad, now I feel ridiculous<br>You know it`s kind of hard to see when I`m busy scratchin<br>Yeah, I`ve been rockin shows three years, thanks for askin<br>You wanna hear some Jigga? (yup) Funny you should mention that<br>Just got a call from him, told him that I`d holla back<br>Enough about him, change the subject back to me<br>I`m six foot three with the college degree<br>Plus this key to that Camaro double parked outside<br>If you carry my wax, I`ll give you a ride<br>Now be a good girl, and go buy daddy a drink<br>And by the time you get back, we`ll leave in a blink (yup)<br>Then it`s on like Chaka Khan<br>And oh yeah, on the way out, say goodbye to Lexicon<br><br>Uhh.. did I say Camaro? Oh my God, I can`t..<br>I meant to say Ford Focus, how embarassing<br>Yea no-no-no, no-no, look, where you going?<br>Where you going? No-no-no, come back<br>I know Jigga, Jay-Z, y`know a good tune<br>No-no-no, come over to my house right now<br>I`ll show you his number, no<br>Don`t walk, don`t walk away, come on!<br>I know, please come back, please, please please<br>Please come back pleeeease<br>Aww geez, oh geez, oh geeeeez