Collection Plate

(Nelly) Hey! What it look like out therr Deacon?<br>(Ali) It`s packed right, it`s packed<br>(Nelly) It`s packed?<br>(Ali) You gonna hit dis right herre?<br>(Nelly) Yeah let me hit da brother<br>(Ali) Aw, Reverand<br>(Nelly) That`s what I`m talkin bout<br>Is saw a few ballas come in earlier, they still herre?<br>(Ali) Yeah, that`s jury, that`s jury alright!<br>Look at erybody, Rev<br>(Nelly) I need these funds<br>Shit! Someone cue the Goddamn choir boy<br><br>(Murphy Lee)(Hook)<br>Don`t eat sodium nitrate on my sodium glutamen<br><br>(Ali)<br>This is Dynamite Deacon Do-bad<br>Comin live from the church of Angels Dey Ain`t<br>Starrin` Hustlin` Reverand Sufferin`<br>Mighta turn out funds<br>We got Past Da Blunt Around<br>And we got dat Goddamn choir boy<br>But right now the Reverand gon` come<br>and explain to you da bind of funds and happenin`<br><br>(Nelly)(Hook 2)<br>Messin up my Rev<br><br>(Nelly)<br>Yes yes Deacon<br>Todays funds are being raised for a worthy cause (worth-worth-worthy cause)<br>Its to help little Ikey Jr., he 5 friends short of his quarter bird<br>And we can not allow dat in the church of Angels Dey Ain`t<br>So werr herre to help no doubt brotha<br><br>(Ali) Hold, hold hold on Reverand, hold on Reverand<br>(Nelly) Sorr`, I`m being interrupted<br>(Ali) We need to pause for a second, pause for the choir<br>(Nelly) For the Choir?<br>(Ali) For the choir, for the choir Reverand<br>(Nelly) For the choir, let the choir sing<br><br>Mmmmmmaaaaaaaa<br><br>(Nelly)(Chorus)<br>Hey, before I start my sermon today<br>Well, shit, I mean, I mean, I mean you know<br>I`d like to take dis time and pass around( pass around my brother)<br>The Collection Plate<br>(That muthafucka)My favorite part of the session, bro( I`m wit ya brother)<br>remember brothers and sisters.....REMEMBAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!<br>DIG DEEP!!!<br><br>(Murphy Lee)(Hook)<br>Don`t eat sodium nitrate on my sodium glutamen<br><br>(Ali)<br>Ay yo, please `llow me to confuse da shit out all y`all for a minute(ha ha)<br>Now, had ya listenin` to<br>You really listenin` to the<br>Lord listenin` cause the<br>Lord got ya listenin` wit yo` listenin`<br>Cause you listenin to the Lord so hard<br>So you listenin` righta<br><br>(Nelly)<br>What the fuck did he say?<br><br>(Nelly)(Hook 2)<br><br>(Nelly)<br>As I dust off my powder blue Gators<br>As I call mister c-walikin my crooked ass down the hall<br>I noticed dat we passed the Collection Plate around one time<br>And we seem to be a little short<br>But we not gon` dwell on dat, we gon` take time out to listen to da choir<br>Let da choir sing......<br><br>(Nelly)(Chorus)<br><br>(Murphy Lee)(Hook)<br><br>(Ali)<br>Allow me to come back and confuse the shit out yal some mo`<br>Now how you feelin` right now?<br>You ain`t really feelin`<br>The Lord feelin` it<br>You feelin` it cause the Lord,the Lord say you feelin` it<br>So you feelin` it<br><br>(Nelly)<br>Shut the fuck up<br><br>(Nelly)(Hook 2)<br><br>(Nelly)<br>And allow me, Husstlin` Reverand Sufferin`<br>To introduce you to the brotha whose wanna turn our funds tonight<br>Pass The Blunt Around a.k.a Tresure a lil` stuff a lil`<br>Treasure, how the hell we lookin dirrty?<br><br>(Kyjuan)<br>Well, considerin our 85% Rev(oh fo sho`)<br>Brotha Ikey is still a lil short(oh shit)<br>It`s fine, we still got time<br><br>(Nelly)<br>We still got time<br><br>(Ali)<br>Brothas<br>Let us bow our head for the choir<br><br>(Nelly)<br>Let the choir sing<br><br>(Nelly)(Chorus)<br><br>(Ali)<br>It was a great show y`all (yes)<br>We gotta go (yes brotha)<br>Before we go, we gotta, pay homage to our woderful band (wonderful band)<br>You gotta give up for, Hell Raiser!!!!!!<br><br>(Nelly)<br>Hell Raiser, ha ha yes yes<br><br>(Ali and Nelly---talks faintly in the back)<br><br>(Nelly)(Hook 2)<br><br>(Murphy Lee)(Hook)x3<br><br>(Nelly)<br>What the fuck is goin` on?<br>Someone choke the Goddamn choir boy<br>Choir boy, shut the fuck up<br><br>(Nelly and Ali----talk faintly in the back)<br><br>(Nelly)<br>I forgot what the hell I was gon` say<br><br>(Nelly)(Hook 2)