First Day of School

Damn! I`m late by a muthafucken hour.<br>I still gotta iron, and take a fucken shower.<br>Had my jaina crease up my dickies,<br>Put a close hood on my neck,<br>So my other jaina wouldn`t see me hickies.<br>Got dressed starting running down the block,<br>The fucken bus just left the bus stop,<br>So I had to just kick back,<br>I asked this lady for change,<br>the bitch almost had a heart attack.<br>I said ain`t this some shit, <br>The bitch was as prejudice as prejudice can be.<br>And if that wasn`t enough,<br>The old hoe told me to go back to Mexico.<br>I wanted to kill the ole crow,<br>but I ain`t goin` to prison for a senior citizen,<br>SO I got on the bus, <br>and I was on my way.<br>I knew today would be a fucked up day.<br>I don`t know how it works for you,<br>but this was the beginning of my first day of school.<br><br>After 20 minutes finally found my homeroom-in a bad mood,<br>to top it off the fucken teacher was rude.<br>He said "Go sit down" and threw me a book,<br>Just my luck a fucken history book.<br>Opened up I seen some pictures of some crooks, <br>Some fools that killed Indians by the millions,<br>but was if I was killing by the millions would I be a hero?<br>Chale! They`d throw my Brown ass to Chino.<br>If them people didn`t take the land away,<br>Maybe today, we would be gettin` decent pay.<br>Maybe we wouldn`t be selling food on the off ramp, <br>Maybe Chicano`s face would be on the US stamp.<br>But like I said "you never know,"<br>He told me "This land was free,"<br>"But you didn`t tell the border patrol,<br>cause they`re the ones that`s always blasting."<br>It`s my raza, but they`re always harassing.<br>And that thought got me pissed,<br>so I pushed my book off my desk, <br>and took a lil` rest...<br>on my first day of school.<br><br>When to my next class-pissed off! <br>I thought it would be kickback cause it was woodshop.<br>But if I wasn`t already provoked,<br>Some punks in the back cracking Mexican jokes,<br>I was gonna let it slide,<br>butmaybe I`m insane,<br>or I just got too much pride. <br>So I decided to do them.<br>I got up from my desk and I walked up to `em,<br>I said "You heard the one about the loco cholo going solo?<br>Menso!" <br>Then I stuck him with my pencil!<br>"Or the one about th Mexican living the wacko life?"<br>I started waving my exacto knife.<br>The teacher started screaming suspension,<br>The security guard got my attention.<br>Ay holmes Didn`t catch me chale!<br>I beat his ass down started running through the hallways.<br>Through the main gate, to the bus, to the store for some brew,<br>Nuttin better to do on my first day of school...<br>It was my last day too...