The Smurf Syndrome

"Ohh.. you got to give me some now!"<br><br>[J-Zone]<br>I`m backed up like the D, six in the evening<br>Crashed in the center lane before a Yankee game<br>I like the Belt Parkway for Coney Island festivals<br>Remain with a pain in the testicals<br>The fifth girl this month said she wanna be platonic friends<br>Game is void, even when she drunk off the tonic gin<br>Wastin fifty cents in the phone, it took two calls<br>After conversation, blue balls<br>Lookin for a way to release this nut<br>so for bein backed up I wrote a thesis, slut named Dawn<br>got her period, damn so does Valerie<br>Some cats pay for it, "Aiyyo I`m smokin DUST `fore I do that"<br>Money go to music so I`m steady stayin blue black<br>Painful platonic friendships, where the woman at?<br>I gotta ease the tension off, so now I`m thumbin through<br>my brown phonebook - aiyyo here goes June, look<br>Nah high maintenance, shit I can`t take this<br>I need a dominatrix, so I rent "Payback"<br>with Lucy Liu; whoo! <br>"On your knees bitch.. I want to set a section."<br>Get a pain and get her hair done (hell no!)<br>But now I`m back to square one (that`s true)<br>so get the lotion - put the palms in motion<br>Woo, damn! All over the curtains<br><br>"Oh that was great! You know I`m all tired out though."<br> -> Ernie from Sesame Street<br><br> "Looks like a nice day for being naughty!"<br>"Maybe, you and I could have a little.. fun?"<br> "Yes, of course!"<br>"Lie on your back"<br> "So you finally ready for the big dick eh?"<br>"Erect?"<br> "Yes!"<br>"Here we go!"<br> "Aww, sure thing, open your mouth!"<br>"hummmm..."<br><br>[J-Zone]<br>The other day I felt lonely, horny, freaky<br>Time to bone so I picked up the phone to call Nikki<br>She widdit, I gotta go get this<br>She want jewels? She got `em comin in her wet pearl necklace<br>(Hahaha) So I hit the shower, bathed in cologne<br>Said she`d call at eight, so I stayed by the phone<br>Damn; 8:10 the phone rang<br>Aww shit, I`m about to go bang her<br>Who`s the six month cherry, said the moving guy on the way there<br>Ready to Amtrak this chick can have a different train fare<br>Got to the crib, she on the couch half naked (Oh my God!)<br>Talkin bout how much it cost to press a record (the fuck?)<br>I ignore her, rub her feet and relax<br>Then she asked, could I make her a beat cause she raps?<br>Man fuck hip-hop! Nuts blue with a Smurfette<br>Leavin me swoll up, backed up, now hold up<br>I`m outta here! "I thought you were my friend" Shit, bye bitch<br>Hope you get a deal with Wild Pitch, and get jerked<br>Jerk, that sounds great, I got my hand - you`re frontin<br>Chased the elevator, hit the first floor button<br>Another Lucy Liu night, horny on the way down<br>Ready to bust nut and release it like a trey pound<br>I got so hot though the Zone never made it<br>Froze the elevator, missed the floor and mastur..<br>(Aowwwww shit!)<br><br>"Exercise number ten should be done by two people simultaneously.<br> You can do it alone too with your hands; but it`s not as much fun."