A Day In The Life

<br>I read the news today oh, boy <br>About a lucky man who made the grade <br>And though the news was rather sad <br>Well, I just had to laugh <br>I saw the photograph <br>He blew his mind out in a car <br>He didn`t notice that the lights had changed <br>A crowd of people stood and stared <br>They`d seen his face before <br>Nobody was really sure <br>if he was from the House of Lords <br><br>I saw a film today oh, boy <br>The English army had just won the war <br>A crowd of people turned away <br>But I just had to look <br>Having read the book <br>I love to turn you on. <br><br><br>Woke up, got out of bed <br>dragged a comb across my head <br>Found my way downstairs and drank a cup <br>and looking up, I noticed I was late <br>Found my coat and grabbed my hat <br>Made the bus in seconds flat <br>Found my way upstairs and had a smoke <br>Somebody spoke and I went into a dream <br>Ah <br><br><br>I read the news today oh, boy <br>Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire <br>And though the holes were rather small <br>They had to count them all <br>Now they know how many holes <br>it takes to fill the Albert Hall <br>I`d love to turn you on