Mommie Dearest

[Pudgee]<br>Here`s a true story and I want you all to know<br>About my man about my man around the way his name was Joe<br>He and his mother lived together up on 45th<br>But the way they looked you mighta thought that they were rich<br>I used to see `em but I didn`t stop to conversate<br>I was always in a rush, that woulda made me late<br>He didn`t hang outside, he always stayed at home<br>He never had no company and didn`t have a phone (no phone)<br>His mother would come home from work, and never be seen again<br>Until 7 A.M., the very next morning<br>I`m not the one that got the bouquet that`s the bottom line<br>But everyone wanted to know - what was his past time?<br>So me and a couple of my friends, went in his building<br>up to his floor, rang the bell on the apartment door (*ding dong*)<br>It took him a while to come to the door but yo we didn`t care<br>Now they had me dyin to know what`s goin on in there<br>So finally he opened up, body full of sweat<br>Pants unzipped, breathin hard, smellin like sex<br>They didn`t know what to say, I said, "I`m sorry yo - <br>we wouldn`tve came if we knew that you was here with a ho"<br>All of a sudden he got this look and he said "Man to man, <br>you call my moms another name and I`ma whip yo` ass"<br>I stopped to think for a minute and then I said oh (ohhhh)<br>Oh shit! His moms was the fuckin ho<br>The nigga was doin his moms, don`t he know that`s a sin?<br>Born from his mother`s pussy, now he tryin to get back in<br>It`s gettin deeper everyday it`s gettin tougher<br>Yo he fucked his mother so he was a motherfucker<br>I know nobody ever thinks of shit like this<br>It`s goin on somewhere out there, so here tell your mommie dearest