Nightmares

[ Dane ]<br>Hello, I`d like to see Dr. Slumber, please<br>[ doctor`s assistant ]<br>Ah - do you have an appointment, sir?<br>[ Dane ]<br>No, I don`t<br>But tell the Doctor it`s urgent that I see her<br>[ doctor`s assistant ]<br>Well - just one moment<br>Dr. Slumber?<br>Dr. Slumber, there`s a young man out here named -<br>Excuse me, what is your name?<br>[ Dane ]<br>Oh, tell her it`s Dana Dane<br>[ doctor`s assistant (hysterically) ]<br>Hhhh... D-D-Dana D-D-DANE?!<br>OH NO!<br>OH, YOU CAN COME RIGHT IN!<br>COME RIGHT IN, RIGHT NOW!<br>COME ON IN...!<br>[ Dane ]<br>Thank you, thank you<br><br>Well, I walked into the office, what did I see?<br>A well-shaped body with the back to me<br>Sittin in her chair with an all-white gown<br>Said said (Dana Dane, won`t you please lay down?)<br>She said that she wouldn`t reveal her face<br>Till my hour was up and I was on my way<br>Now we got to the matter of why I came there<br>I said, "Doc, I keep havin these crazy nightmares"<br><br>Nightmares of the night (nightmares)<br>Nightmares, they`re alright (nightmares)<br>Cause they just show imagination of reality (nightmares)<br>Just keep telling yourself that they`re make-believe (nightmares)<br><br>She said, "Relax yourself, won`t you tell me one<br>So I can diagnose and see what must be done"<br>I laid back my head, start to inhale<br>Caught my breath, and then I said, "Well -<br>Bright one morning I was late for class<br>Had a fresh pair of frames with Gucci on the glass<br>Girls they was hawking, dudes they was talkin<br>Saw the doggy-dogg female, I kept on walkin<br>She was on it hard, there was no denyin<br>Shoulda seen what this female was tryin<br>Grabbin on my shirt, tuggin on my slacks<br>Pullin on my zipper board, I had to hold her back<br>Word up, Doc, on the ultimate<br>Now if I never saw a creature, this girl was it<br>I kept on walkin, had to leave this place<br>But she was all up on me, breathin in my face<br>You may think I`m lyin though it`s just a dream<br>This girl had the baddest breath I`d ever seen<br>I couldn`t think straight, thought I was doomed<br>Heard a bling-bling-bling, it was time for homeroom<br>I stepped real quick, she tried to play it sassy<br>She almost ran me down, this nasty fatnastee<br>Dipped to the stairs, running blind<br>Get to my homeroom, ran through my mind<br>Got to the 4th floor, standin in the door<br>Girlies watchin me walk down the corridor<br>The guys they were jealous and gettin mad<br>And all the girlies wishin they had the class I had<br>Got to my classroom, expect to see the teacher<br>Who did I see? That ugly black creature<br>Paused for a minute standin in the door<br>Then I broke out when the girlie went raw<br>Word em up, Doc, couldn`t stand the smell<br>Heard of 3D? Well, she was fat as hell<br>I ran out the school, I didn`t look back<br>I tell you, Dr. Slumber, this girl was wack<br>And that`s about the time when I awoke<br>And I smelled that awful breath that almost made me choke<br>Now tell me, Dr. Slumber, how can it be?<br>That this dream somehow became reality?<br>I can`t go to sleep, cause I`m so damn scared<br>Cause I keep havin these crazy nightmares"<br><br>Nightmares of the night (nightmares)<br>Nightmares, they`re alright (nightmares)<br>Cause they just show imagination of reality (nightmares)<br>Just keep telling yourself that they`re make-believe (nightmares)<br>(Nightmares)<br><br>She said, "Listen, Dana Dane, I think I have the cure<br>But I have to hear one more before I`ll be sure"<br>I laid back my head, tried to concentrate<br>Then I told her the nightmare `bout the blind date<br>Had a blind date with this girl named Anita<br>The Fever`s the place I`m supposed to meet her<br>Saw the def body with the vicious butt<br>How did I know she was a marvelous mutt<br>This lady I met was as ugly as hell<br>Couldn`t go in the jam with this female<br>I was coughin hard, she started to braggin<br>Couldn`t let them know I was here with this dragon<br>Grabbed her hand, dipped to Harlem World<br>But I left this ugly lady for another girl<br>Now this other female, her name was Denise<br>Couldn`t get no rapture, there followed the beast<br>Everywhere I turn, everywhere I look<br>There was Anita the beast, she could not be shook<br>I dipped, I dived, I ran, I thrived<br>But there was no place that I could hide<br>Cause she was sniffin me out like a hungry blood hound<br>Her tail in the air, her nose to the ground<br>Only thing left for me to do<br>Was to set her up with this other dude<br>Now this other dude, he was real upset<br>Cause this ugly female he didn`t wanna check<br>He started actin wild, even called me a faggot<br>What could I do, he had a .22 automatic<br>I dipped into the crowd, made my way to the door<br>Bumped into this object and I hit the floor<br>When I looked up, what did I see?<br>I saw Anita the Beast lookin down at me<br>I couldn`t try to play it, couldn`t try to pretend<br>Like the AFTCA I had to take the dog in<br><br>Nightmares of the night (nightmares)<br>Nightmares, they`re alright (nightmares)<br>Cause they just show imagination of reality (nightmares)<br>Just keep telling yourself that they`re make-believe (nightmares)<br>(Nightmares)<br><br>Now I pleaded, "Dr. Slumber, I just can`t bare<br>To have another one of these crazy nightmares"<br>Then all of a sudden she turned around<br>And starin at me with that all-white gown<br>With a Catholic smile, showin all her teeth<br>Was that ugly female, Anita the Beast...<br><br>[ Dr. Slumber, her sweet, soft voice turning horrifying ]<br>Dana?<br>Dana, honey, wake up!<br>What`s wrong?<br>Wake up, honey<br>You are just... HAVING A NIGHTMARE!<br>A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!<br>A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!