Crowd Pleaser

(And now for our feature presentation)<br><br>[ VERSE 1: MC Peaches ]<br>Let`s start this cause I don`t have time to waste<br>Have the microphone ready when I come in the place<br>So I can go and just show the skills I possess<br>I pick up the mic to rock and let my DJ do the rest<br>I don`t procrastinate, I just go with the flow<br>Get my point across to rappers and let them all know<br>That I will achieve greatness, you better await your<br>Turn before you come and get burned<br>Steppin through 1-2 and what I`m gonna do<br>Is say a dope rhyme that`ll take out all of you<br>Always braggin on the bandwagon MC`s<br>Just keep walkin and talkin before I hit you with one of these<br>Blows to the head tryin to step and you`re dead<br>See, you thought I fell off, but instead<br>I came back more hyper, doper than ever<br>For MC Peaches to sleep? Huh, never<br>I`m too clever to ever be trapped<br>And as far as a battle (Nah, they ain`t with that)<br>So let`s get back into the swing of things<br>As I recite the hype type rhymes that I bring<br>The dancesteps are left up to Tobe and Dancey<br>Yeah, I do a little shake here and there but nothin fancy<br>Just enough to make the crowd go crazy<br>I`m MC Peaches and suckers don`t faze me<br>Damage is bein done when I take the stage<br>Rockin to the groove that the King Of Chill made<br>You`ll never catch Peaches lookin like a skeezer<br>Cause I`m the crowd pleaser<br><br>[ VERSE 2: MC Peaches ]<br>Flowin like fluid and gettin into it<br>If there`s a obstacle in my way, I go through it<br>No time to scheme and plot as I rock<br>First pass the dollars and then I`ll drop<br>The lyrics that makes some girls upset<br>The fellas sweat because the whip appeal is in effect<br>I rock a party from beginning to end<br>And may the Mighty one forgive me if rap`s a sin<br>Dope is how it`s done and I`m doin it<br>Too professional for anyone to ruin this<br>Expedition, there`s no competition<br>For me to get fly on the mic is a tradition<br>It`s my duty, my job, my nine to five<br>To keep the party live<br>Cause I`m the crowd pleaser<br><br>[ VERSE 3: MC Peaches ]<br>Comin to you quicker than a hauling-ass jack rabbit<br>You think the mic dissappeared but no, it`s me who grabbed it<br>So what the heck, you wanna hear who`s comin next?<br>With all respect, MC Peaches is in full effect<br>Not a forty so don`t think about passin me<br>Scarin up your town like a modern day Butch Cassidy<br>I`m comin atcha, comin atcha, comin atcha<br>Harder than a linebacker, about to sack ya<br>Total pandemonium when I take the stage<br>I grab the mic like a trigger from a twelve guage<br>My allies, they put many to shame<br>And when you thought it didn`t get any doper Peaches came <br>"...Straight Rollin Hard"<br>Yeah, then I sat back and waited for some stuff to start<br>But no one stepped up, so no one got stepped on<br>They know the deal with Peaches, so they know not to get me wrong<br>You wanted the good stuff, I gave you a big dose<br>Have you screamin and shoutin like you`re catchin the holy ghost<br>You`ll never catch Peaches lookin like a skeezer<br>Cause I`m the crowd pleaser