Cook it Up

Cook it up<br>Spooky<br>Salute<br>Look<br>Zoop, well hook it up<br>Shoop the local Wendy Cooper loopy<br>Low brow, low brim<br>She asked me, "What`s the name?"<br>I flashed the grossest fangs in show biz<br>Jumped out where it`s open:<br>"What`s yours?"<br>"Um, Jenny, um..."<br>5 o`clock with the ten-penny sum<br>Sprung colassal miss, may I process your Pentium?<br>But ae is hesitating<br>"My princess<br>The pigeon holing roles that your predecessor`s lunacy in the kismet"<br>Her eyes googled back "?that wanna fortune to? breed plus a new kink in the posture<br>"Just don`t get all barnacley<br>Get P.T. Barnumed in 3D THX sound stereo dismissal<br>Sorry hun, it`s just the last ?group? was a fistful<br>Like them girls you bump into like dumb luck<br>get high in the city kiss once when she`s punch drunk<br>Watch her misinterpret the moment tongues touch<br>Crazy mc-clingalot claim instant one love<br>And you`ve gotta beg your friends to take `em off your hands like thumbcuffs<br>Or them barbies you`ll vibe for a sexy second (love you)<br>Give `em a month Hyde Hekyl to Jekyl and she makes Hitler look cuddly<br>But Jenny in the sky with emerald eyes<br>You`re so different so delicious so ?de fish?<br>I`d be willing to walk the limb with<br>So let`s just get a few things out the way: (okay)<br>I`m clinically bonkers and just about everyone god`s great earth offers<br>I won`t be getting dressed up to impress your family dear<br>And if I can`t wear jeans and sneakers then I won`t be lamping there<br>Nope, aggro-pimp, sinfully, clinically ?novel,? back it up no-diggity soldier<br>Magic-touch fingertip donor<br>Own up to your dirty debutant animalistic instincts<br>ritual courting dance and breeding behaviour" (like what?)<br>"I dream of Jeannie and fucking her obsecenly<br>But Jeannie could be Jenny so easily if you`d let me<br>Hell, the bad-tac daddy-o Merlin-- `e` for effort<br>Most of these high-post Fabio world motherfucks make my head hurt<br>Dead up-- I got death in the skull but you`ll get used to it ma<br>Dinner and cinema, yes, just cough the bread up<br>Sure, he schleps with naked pockets but I carry dreams<br>Like I wanna be an anstronaut after you marry me"<br>(WHAAAAT???)<br>"You`re rushing this I feel smothered it`s crowding me awfully, dolly<br>I love you, Get the fuck off me! Sorry." (Call me)<br>And I`m circling her like a tiger shark frenzied but friendly<br>"I`m cool, how you feeling Jenny?" (Jenny) Jenny (Jenny) Jenny<br>"So quiet, oh I like that, so mysterious, I dig it<br>The way you haven`t made eye contact with me once in ten minutes<br>I`m just saying girl, I`m dirty-dog raw vintage mixed with mega-low society<br>Mister gutter-fuck ?head? if you try me<br>So there it is, game. I mean it`s not like I`m sweating you<br>because when it comes down to it, most of y`all females are the same<br>But now it`s your turn baby, spit it out"<br>"Okay" She punched me dead in the fuckin mouth and walked away<br><br>Watch out ladies cause you know he don`t love ya<br>Bazookatooth is one bad motherfucker<br>He`s a low life pimp with a low life game<br>He needs a no life dame with a strobe light frame<br><br>Cook it up now..<br><br>No ring on the finger<br>There ain`t no strings attached<br>But if you love television and<br>manic depression<br>Get a carton of cigarettes<br>And we can make it happen<br>Get your mac in<br>Just leave your bag up on my curb with the trashcan<br>?Pretend? like I seen you in maxim<br>?Relax with the tap dance?<br>Lights, camera, action<br><br>cook it up now..