The Good Times

[Afroman Talking]<br>Wait a minute man<br>Hey check this out man tell it<br>It was this blind man right, it was this blind man right<br>He was feelin` his way down the street with a stick right, hey<br>He walked past this fish market, you know what I`m sayin`<br>He stopped he took a deep breath he said<br>Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies, ha<br>You like that shit man<br>Hey man I`ve got a gang of that shit man<br>Hey I`ll tell you what<br>We`ll all have a good time<br>We`ll pull on the drug<br>And hey, hey if everybody crowd around the mike<br>I`ll tell you all these motherfuckin` jokes I got<br>First I`m gonna start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy<br> <br>[Afroman Rapping]<br>Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need<br>We can go to the park, after dark<br>Smoke that tumbleweed<br>As the marijuana burn we can take our turn<br>Singin` them dirty rap songs<br>Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong<br>And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong<br>So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems<br>Feelin` high as hell flyin` through Palmdale<br>Skatin` on Dayton rims<br>So roll, roll, the `83 Cadillac Coupe Deville<br>If my tapes and my cds just don`t sell, I bet my Caddy will<br><br><br>Well it was just sundown in small white town<br>They call it East Side Palmdale<br>When the afroman walked through the white land<br>Houses went up for sale<br>Well I was standing on the corner sellin` rap cds<br>When I met a little girl named Jan<br>I let her ride in my Caddy<br>Because I didnt know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan<br>We fucked on the bed<br>Fucked on the floor<br>Fucked so long I grew a fuckin` afro<br>Then I fucked to the left (left)<br>Fucked to the right (right)<br>She sucked my dick `til the shit turned white<br>Thought to myself sheeba-sheeba<br>Got my ass lookin` like a zebra<br>I put on my clothes and I was on my way<br>Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet<br>And so I ran I jumped out the back window<br>But her daddy he was waitin` with a two-by-four<br>Oh, he beat me to the left<br>He beat me to the right<br>The motherfucker beat my ass all night<br>But I ain`t mad at her prejudice dad<br>Thats the best damn pussy I ever had<br>Got a bag of weed and a bottle of water<br>I`m gonna fuck that bitch just one more time<br><br>Colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need<br>We can go to the park, after dark<br>Smoke that tumbleweed<br>And as the marijuana burn we can take our turn<br>Singin` them dirty rap songs<br>Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong<br>And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong<br>So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems<br>Feelin` high as hell flyin` through Palmdale<br>Skatin` on Dayton rims<br>So roll, roll, the `83 Cadillac Coupe Deville<br>If my tapes and my cds just don`t sell, I bet my Caddy will<br><br>I met this lady in Hollywood<br>She had green hair but damn she looked good<br>I took her to my house because she was fine<br>But she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine<br>I met this lady from Japan<br>Never made love with an African<br>I fucked her once, I fucked her twice<br>I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice<br>Don`t be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell ya)<br>I met a woman in the heart of Australia<br>Had a big butt and big titties too<br>So I hopped in her ass like Kangaroo<br>See I met this woman from Haw-AIEE<br>Stuck it in her ass and she said "AIEE"<br>Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch<br>Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch<br>I met Colonel Sanders wife in the state of Kentucky<br>She said I`d fry some chicken if you`d just fuck me<br>I came in her mouth, it was a crisis<br>I gave her my secret blend of Herbs` N` Spices <br> <br> <br>Colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need