Daaam! (Swift Mix)

Intro: J-Ro<br><br>There go the bathroom right there [Just could I have one]<br>Yo, get this party started [two maybe two drinks sometime<br>when I got ta holla now] Ay, ay yo E-Swift<br>[one two] It`s the Alkaholik funk<br>One two, ah one two, yeah<br>Yeah, ah one two, ah one two<br><br>Verse One: J-Ro<br><br>Ooh, we got to clown, E-Swift get the rockets<br>Niggaz step back I`m pullin rhymes out my pockets<br>I`m drop bombs like my man Joe Lewis<br>So all you can do is, be the black and bluest<br>This ain`t Monopoly the Liks will never get the boot<br>I got the kind of rhymes to make a fly girl group<br>Yo, I`m the baddest man with a hit since Roberto Clemente<br>Ooh, my style is muy calient<br>I bail through Hell and won`t bust a sweat<br>I walk through a rainstorm and still won`t get wet<br>So you must have a locomotive, I mean a crazy reason<br>To wanna step up, it`s sucker punk season<br>I bust through lines like Jerome Meadis<br>We`re fresh as lettuce, the front row gets the wettest<br>You talk about a party, then I flex<br>I`m walkin out the R-E in my X<br><br>Chorus 2X: J-Ro<br><br>The Alkaholiks got the beats that`ll make you say [Daaam!]<br>The Alkaholiks got freaks that`ll make you say [Daaam!]<br>The Alkaholiks got rhymes that`ll make you say [Daaam!]<br>Everytime I make a jam, make you wanna say [Daaam!]<br><br>Interlude 2X: group<br><br>We are the Alkaholiks<br>We be rockin from coast to coast<br>And when it comes to fresh beats and rhymes<br>You know who got the most<br><br>Verse Two: Tash<br><br>While he sound like he do I keep to my own<br>With the liquid-ass lyrics that y`all niggaz get a tone<br>Though I`m known in every zone for my styleof entertaining<br>I spray you with my beer and make you niggaz think it`s raining<br>The liquidator with the hardcore demanor<br>Bustin out the perpetrators I see through em like a Zima<br>So I`m never caught between a hard place and a rock<br>Cause I kill rhyme bandits bare handed like Mr. Spock<br>I told son not to pull that gun<br>Cause I`ll be on him like a cheetah with no time to run<br>Cause I`m stronger than the bull that`s on the Schlitz Malt Liquor<br>Hittin up your cities with the Alkaholik sticker<br>Cause I feel like bustin loose<br>It`s the wicked pain inflictor with the Mickey`s deuce deuce<br>Droppin rhymes like a boulder on the twenty-one and older<br>That`s what your momma with my picture tattooes on her shoulder<br>So rap artists, "Get ready to rumble!"<br>Cause I got lyrics up my sleeve that slam harder than Mutumbo<br>I heard your demo tape that shit was faker than a scam<br>While I be droppin shit that make you say<br><br>Chorus 2X: Tash (beats, freaks, flows, hoes)<br><br>Verse Three: J-Ro<br><br>I`ve been told that my style is so cold it make you cough<br>The Liks baby in the house about to go the fuck off<br>I used to have a curl but I cut my locks real low<br>Cause every weekend I had a spin on the pillow<br>Watts, Willabrooke, even shook, when I took<br>A fresh-ass hook out my notebook<br>Rap is fantastic, I love this game<br>But I could name a hundred MC`s who all sound the same<br>I drop back to throw my flow, but you missed it<br>You biscuit eatin baboon rapper misfit<br>Aww ishh, let me make a wish<br>I wish white supremacist racist turn to fish<br>So I could hook em at the lake, break out the Shake N Bake<br>Grub like I used ta, pass the Red Rooster<br>I walk down the street niggaz be like, "Yo!<br>That`s the nigga from the video"<br>Like a free-falling elevator I`ma fuck you up<br>It`s the Ro, with the, drunk funk flow<br>I hate to boast but I`m the host with the most<br>And I`m ghost, here`s a toast to my hoes from coast to coast<br><br>[empty chorus fades]