40 Oz Quartet Part I

{*audience applauds*}<br>Lazy-ass gentlemans.. may I have yo` drunk-ass attention please<br>Comin to you motherfuckers live on stage here tonight<br>I`d like to present.. the most intoxicated, most inbreezeiated<br>Most anpissipated, group of our time - the 40 Oz, Quartet<br>Take it away, gentlemans<br><br>[J-Ro]<br>It`s the cap twistin clique that get you sick off one sip<br>of this concoction - pass it to a nigga like Stockton<br>Grape juice, Johnny Walker, Olde E, and Hennesey<br>So much Remi in my kidney they had to send me to Sidney<br>to find a remedy, from drinkin kegs all alone<br>I wish they`d leave my head alone, I`m just an alkie to the bone<br>They try to send me to AA, I said "Ay ay!"<br>Not today-day, I just bought a bottle of Tan-gueray-ray<br>But first I gots to finish, my eight ball and Guinness<br>I`m feelin so dry now man, I must replenish<br>Ohhhh I like the gurrrls with the fat backs<br>But I be so damn wet I never get a chance to smack that<br>Straight out of order sign on the weenie<br>Wasted chips buyin a bitch a gang of apple martinis<br><br>I`m.. just.. a drunk (I can`t help myself)<br>I`m.. just.. a drunk (Drinkin X.O. off the top shelf)<br>I`m.. just.. a drunk (No I can`t help myself)<br>I`m.. just.. a drunk-k<br><br>{*audience applauds*}