Angry Itch

<br>My sex-change operation got botched<br><br>My guardian angel fell asleep on the watch<br><br>Now all I got is a Barbie Doll-crotch<br><br>I got an angry itch<br><br><br><br>Six inches forward and five inches back<br><br>I got a<br><br>I got an angry itch<br><br><br><br>I`m from the land where you still hear the cries<br><br>I had to get out to sever all ties<br><br>I changed my name and assumed a disguise<br><br>I got an angry itch<br><br><br><br>Six inches forward and five inches back<br><br>I got a<br><br>I got an angry itch<br><br><br><br>Six inches forward and five inches back<br><br>The train is coming and I`m tied to the track<br><br>I try to get up but I can`t get no slack<br><br>I got an angry itch, angry inch, angry itch<br><br><br><br>Six inches forward and five inches back<br><br>I got a<br><br>I got an angry itch<br><br><br><br>A long story short:<br><br>When I woke up from the operation<br><br>I was bleeding down there<br><br>Bleeding from the gash between my legs<br><br>My first day as a woman<br><br>And already it`s that time of the month<br><br>But two days later<br><br>The hole closed up and the wound healed<br><br>And I was left with a one inch mound of flesh<br><br>Where my penis used to be<br><br>Where my vagina never was<br><br>A one inch mound of flesh<br><br>With a scar running down it<br><br>Like a sideways grimace<br><br>On an eyeless face<br><br>It was just a little bulge<br><br>It was an angry itch<br><br><br><br>Six inches forward and five inches back<br><br>The train is coming and I`m tied to the track<br><br>I try to get up but I can`t get no slack<br><br>I got an angry itch, angry itch, angry itch<br><br><br><br>Six inches forward and five inches back<br><br>Stay undercover `til the night turns to black<br><br>I got my inch and I`m set to attack<br><br>I got an angry itch, angry itch, angry itch