Spoonin` Rap

You say<br>One for the trouble<br>Two for the time<br>Come on, y`all, let`s rock the -<br><br>( *whistle* )<br><br>Yes, yes, y`all<br>Freak, freak, y`all<br>Funky beats, y`all<br>Then you rock `n roll<br>Then you roll `n rock<br>And they you rockin to the beat that just don`t want you to stop<br>Cause I`m the S to the p-double o-n-y<br>The one MC who you can`t deny<br>Cause I`m the baby-maker, I`m the woman-taker<br>I`m the cold-crushin lover, the heartbreaker<br>So come on, fly girls, and please don`t stop<br>Cause I`m MC Spoonie Gee, wanna hit the top<br>And young ladies, rock on<br><br>Say I was drivin down the street on a stormy night<br>Say up ahead there was this terrible fright<br>There was a big fine lady, she was crossin the street<br>She had a box with the disco beat<br>So I hit my brakes, but they`re not all there<br>I missed the young lady by only a hair<br>And then I took me a look, I said, "La-di-da-di"<br>A big fine girl, she had a hell of a body<br>Then she looked at me and then she started switchin<br>So I took my key out of the ignition<br>Got out the car and kept my mouth shut<br>Cause my 20-20 vision was right on her butt<br>I caught up with her, I said, "You look so fine<br>I swear to God I wish you was mine"<br>She said, "Hey boy, you`re Spoonie Gee"<br>"That`s right, honey, how did you know me?"<br>She said, "Spoonie Gee, you`re all the same<br>And everybody who disco know your name"<br>I said, "Come on baby, it`s not too far<br>We gonna take a little walk to my car"<br>Once we got to the car, then we sat in the seat<br>And then the box was rockin to the funky beat<br>And then I looked at her and pushed the seat back<br>Turned off her box and put on my 8-track<br>And then I started rappin without no pause<br>Cause my mind was just gettin in those draws<br>And then I got in the straw, we started do it to the beat<br>And started doin like this, started doin the freak<br><br>Yes, yes, y`all<br>Freak, freak, y`all<br>Cause I`m MC Spoonie Gee, I wanna be known<br>As the metropolitician of the microphone<br>Cause I`m a man`s threat<br>And I`m a woman`s pet<br>And I`m known as the mamsel`s joy<br>And I`m a man who fights on the microphone<br>And who all the people enjoy, y`all<br>Yes, yes, y`all<br>Freak, freak, y`all<br>And don`t stop<br>Keep on<br><br>Say I was breakin and freakin at a disco place<br>I met a fine girl, she had a pretty face<br>And then she took me home, you say, "The very same night?"<br>The girl was on and she was outta sight<br>And then I got the girl for three hours straight<br>But I had to go to work, so I couldn`t be late<br>I said, "Where`s your man?" she said, "He`s in jail"<br>I said, "Come on baby, cause you`re tellin a tale<br>Cause if he comes at me and then he wants to fight<br>See I`ma get the man good and I`ma get him right<br>See I`ma roll my barrel and keep the bullets still<br>And when I shoot my shot, I`m gonna shoot to kill<br>Cause I`m the Spoonie-Spoon, I don`t mess around<br>I drop a man where he stand right into the ground<br>You say from Africa to France, say to Germany<br>Because you can`t get a man tryin to mess with me<br>Cause I`m a smooth talker, I`m the midnight stalker<br>I`m the image of the man they call the J.D. Walker<br>If you`re gonna be my girl, just come along<br>And just clap your hands to my funky song<br>I don`t drink, I don`t smoke, I don`t gamble neither<br>And most people call me a woman pleaser<br>Cause I keep their phone numbers on the shelf<br>I go to make love, and then keep it to myself<br>So no one`s gonna know what I`m doin to you<br>Not your sister, brother, niece, nor your mother, father too"<br><br>And take that y`all<br>And don`t stop<br>You keep on and on and on and on<br>Like hot butter on say what, the popcorn<br>Young ladies rock on<br>Fly guys<br>What a big surprise<br>Cause I`m MC Spoonie Gee, don`t take no mess<br>>From the north, the south, from east or west<br>Cause everybody knows MC Spoonie Gee`s the best<br>Young ladies rock on, y`all<br>Rock, rock, y`all and don`t stop<br>Keep on to the shill shot<br>And then you rock and roll<br>And then you roll and rock<br>And then you rock to the beat that just don`t wantcha to stop<br>Cause I`m the S to the p-double o-n-y g<br>I`m talkin about me, MC Spoonie Gee<br>Rock on, y`all<br>And don`t stop<br>Keep on to the shill shot<br>Rock on and on and on and on<br>Like hot butter on say what, the popcorn<br>Don`t stop the funky beat till the break of dawn<br>Young ladies<br>Young ladies<br><br>Cause I`m the cool-crushin lover, goes on to supreme<br>And when it comes to fine girls I`m like a lovin machine<br>It comes to makin love, I do the best I can<br>Cause I`m known from coast to coast as the sixty-minute man<br>It comes to makin face, I got the macho class<br>I have all the fly girls shakin their ass<br>So for all you fly girls who wanna be loved<br>Check me out, cause I`m the highest above<br>I`m gonna call you up and give you an invitation<br>So you can see the way Spoonie Gee rocks the nation<br>One time, for the mind, y`all<br>Freak, freak, y`all<br>Funky freaks, y`all<br>Yo go hip - hop - a hip-hip a hop<br>And then you`re rockin to the hip, and then you`re rockin the hop<br>And then you on and on and on and on<br>The beat don`t stop until the freaks are gone<br>And rock on y`all, and don`t stop<br>Keep on to the shill shot<br><br>And for you sucker-sucker dudes who commit a crime<br>You wanna do bad, but don`t do the time<br>I say you wanna be dissed and then you wanna be a crook<br>You find a old lady, take her pocketbook<br>And then you steal your mother`s borrowed money on the sly<br>You can run, but you can`t hide<br>When the cops crashed through, your face turned pale<br>I`ma tell you a little story about the jail<br>Cause see, in jail there`s a game and it`s called survival<br>And they run it down to you on your first arrival<br>They tell you what you can and cannot do<br>But if you go to jail, watch yours for a crew<br>Cause when you go in the shower, he`s pullin his meat<br>And he`s lookin at you and say you look real sweet<br>And at first there was one, now ten walked in<br>Now how in the hell did you expect to win?<br>I said you better look alive, not like you take dope<br>And please my brother, don`t drop the soap<br>And if you get out the bathroom, and you`re alive<br>Just remember only a man can survive<br>In jail of course, cause when you`re doin 15 years<br>You got no ??????, you just have a warden<br>????? no ???? a corner<br>?????<br><br>Yes, yes, y`all<br>Freak, freak, y`all<br>And don`t stop<br>Keep on to shill shot<br>Like a lime to a lemon and a lemon to a lime<br>I keep the funky beat, I say I pass the time<br>And like lemon and lime and like a lime to a lemon<br>A MC could attract all the women<br>Cause I`m Spoonie Gee, and I wanna be known<br>As the metropolitician of the microphone<br>Yes, yes, y`all<br>Freak, freak, y`all<br>So just clap your hands and just stomp your feet<br>And just rock to the rhythm of the funky beat<br>To the funky, funky, funky, funky beat<br>The beat that makes you get up and pat your feet<br>Young ladies rock on, y`all<br>Rock on, y`all<br>Till the break of dawn<br>I say you do the Spank or the Patty Duke<br>Either one you want, you gotta get up and do<br>The rock-rock and you don`t stop<br>I say I jumped the turnstyle for summer day<br>And then I seen the guy, and then I fled away<br>And then he pulled his gun, but he did not shoot<br>So come on everybody, let`s Patty Duke<br>Cause I`m livin well, and I`m ready to dance<br>Come on girl, let me show my romance<br>I`ll let you see the way how I rock the mic<br>Cause I know damn well that I could rock all night<br>Yes, yes, y`all<br>Freak, freak, y`all<br>And don`t stop