No Tit

She`s flat as a board and I just don`t care<br>No, tit, no tit<br>My friends are always wondering<br>No tit, No tit<br>I`d rather not mention a thing<br>But oh what can I do<br>I know I shouldn`t pick on her<br>but goddammit it`s true<br>Shes got no tit(x3)<br>It`s no matter big or small<br>No tit, No tit<br>Your sexist chatter bores us all<br>No tit, No tit<br>They say I`m missing out on life<br>That I`m being deprived<br>But I love my girl and shes loves me<br>So don`t laugh and act snide<br>(chorus)<br>I`d rather not mention a thing<br>But oh what can I do<br>I know I shouldn`t pick on her<br>But goddamitt its true<br>Shes got no it