Dope Skill

[MF Doom/Viktor Vaughn]<br>It`s Vik, known to kick a no joke vocal<br>And givin a chance, yoke ya slow poke local yokel<br>Don`t smoke krill, won`t need topal<br>If the fluoride don`t kill ya then the soap will<br>Dope skill, nickname Musty<br>All up in the popes grill with quick game and crusty<br>He said "Trust me, what`s the dang fuss B?"<br>Let me hold the buggy, police can`t bust me<br>It should only take five minutes<br>No jive bidness, I leave no live witness<br>For you? Two percent on the back<br>And not only that, I let you get on the track<br>Holla back, he still ain`t call<br>It ain`t my loss boss, ball till ya fall<br>So what? A low cut price and pro<br>V`ll sell a bogus marriage liscense to a mo<br>Like sellin weed to a thug<br>candy that baby gave me--"I need a new drug"<br>He knew the blue was too bug<br>After school he used to sip brew by the jug<br><br>[MF Doom/Viktor Vaughn]<br>Enough to piss barley<br>Cracker told `em chill before ya end up like Chris Farley<br>He said "yes`m Mr. Charlie"<br>Now kindly shut the fuck up I`m tryin ta twist this Marley<br>Dope skill!<br><br>("You`re nothing!" is being scratched`n`cut)<br><br>[MF Doom/Viktor Vaughn]<br>Enough to piss barley<br>Cracker told `em chill before ya end up like Chris Farley<br><br>(*Rap line being scratched`n`cut*)<br><br>[Carl Kavorkian]<br>Turn a live Saturday night to a maniac Monday<br>Disturb ya inner peace with this rap feng shui<br>Knock you out a position wit a rendition<br>Just a little somethin to tivo on your television<br>The first cat to spit a verse on star search<br>The only American idol ta spill a rap recital<br>Win a contract, then turn it down willingly<br>And start a bidding war that`ll collapse the whole industry<br>Then put it out independantly<br>Cuz all them gifts they sendin me, just ain`t bendin me<br>The only thing a major can give me is advice<br>While local cats tell me I`m just not that nice<br>But I don`t feel bad at all after peepin their catalog<br>Knowin all along they always bumpin the wackest songs<br>Chalkin a plan with the future at hand<br>Being the last to stand after da band disbands<br><br>[MF Doom/Viktor Vaughn]<br>Enough to piss barley<br>Cracker told `em chill before ya end up like Chris Farley<br>..Enough to piss barley<br>Cracker told `em chill before ya end up like Chris Farley<br><br>(*"Damn right!" is being scratched`n`cut*)