My Drinking Club

Step right up!<br> From the East to the West, from the North to the South<br> Sign up right`ere, your scheduled membership<br> to the drinkin club<br><br>Uhh...<br><br> *chorus*<br> They got you soaked (that`s right)<br> I see your cup up (drink it to em)<br> Let`s get drunk<br> and get my fortune out of my drinking club<br><br>[E-40]<br>E-40 in the C-L-I-C<br>Stuck up in the house, party top celebrity<br>Burpin and gurpin, gelchin the bourbon, lurkin around<br>I`m seein all kinda broads, from outta town<br>Uhh, top hots, tycoons, big cheeses<br>Plus the perpetual jahahnjawel priestess<br>Homies and lurkers and things like that up under the vertical shade<br>Rovers in lamborghinis swimming pink bikinis, lingerie<br>Tryin to knock her big ass by all bus lights on Fridays<br>If you`re not a member of my drinking club, sideways<br>What kind of motherfuckin perculatoins you niggaz got<br>up in the refridgerator?<br>Who wanna join my drinkin club, sign up the legislature<br>Might not know how to read and write but I do know how to count money<br>You can call me Lieutenant Fuck a Hoe but all the ruskie runny<br>You can dip but don`t screw up, speakers on sub<br>Beat your ass, my drinking club<br><br> *chorus w/ variations* 2X<br><br>[Young Mugzi]<br>I got you perved on some of the righteous, who`s the tightest<br>I`m down with pipes fifth and gallons of the finest nitrous<br>Oh girl now pass the joint to the nigga big head<br>Where I hear about your scheamin but the rotations I don`t jinn<br>Who dog sin? Big fin is what I`m rollin<br>You know how I do, I got bunny boo boo grippin and totin<br>Fools be pimpin, we guaranteed to have you spittin<br>Bobcat tight, while I`m pullin secure out my linen<br>I`m nothin but a baller, alkaholic bitches pop my collar<br>Tearin down pussy walls in your motherfuckin daughter<br>M-O-S, S-I-E<br>M-U-G, and K-I-V<br>Always to` with E-4-0<br>Hit the air like cubes by a liquor store<br><br>[E-40]<br>Motherfuckers better know, we gets down like that<br>Straighten up, beer mugs, my drinkin cup bitch!<br><br> *chorus w/ variations* 2X<br><br>So damn deep, I can`t call it<br>I guess I`m just an alkaholic<br>Huh, dagnabbit, doggonit<br>Ya Hillside hillbilly vomit<br>Back and forth to the bathroom constantly<br>All the actors gather up, and watch me<br>Get super twisted highly afflicted every day a cherry<br>Go on my body and throw up on the bartender<br>Pull out a wad of money, ballers up to par<br>Treat the whole party, by buyin up the bar<br>Sharp pain and orange juice got my moose up<br>Stainless artichokes, tequila poppes, Medusas<br>Better prepare myself for the upset stomach, ohhh<br>Stop by the M.P. on the way home and pick up a bottle of Pepto-Bismol<br><br> Step right up now last call for alcohol<br> Get your hurricane gorilla member here ya monsters<br><br>That`s right, cause when we and my motherfuckin entourage<br>get together and we come back from a motherfuckin concert<br>and the afterpaty jumpin off, I wanna see ID`s, we got video cameras<br>We checkin all you bastards under 21 or under 18 or whatever however<br>Ya understand that? You better have your membership card<br>if you wanna come join my motherfuckin drinkin club, understand that bitch?<br><br>A: It`s the drinkin club, we gets to` back main<br> Once you drink with us, you won`t be the same<br> The drinkin club, we can`t slow down main<br> We`re gonna drink you all, we got a monster pit<br><br>That`s right<br><br>B: I wanna get high, I wanna get loaded<br> and tuck, throw up, and drink again<br><br>repeat A, first line of B, then chorus 5X (E-40 talking throughout)