Don`t U Know Part II (short version)

Intro: Ol Dirty Bastard, Shorty Shit Stain<br><br>Yo, turn the-- drop the, drop the drums<br>Yeah, drop the drums<br>(I know all the time) Step up to the mic boo<br>(It be hard to use a Trojan) Yeah, let me hear you<br>(Cause your shit can`t breath...)<br><br>(Sex is something that everybody needs) I know all the time fellas<br> It`s hard to use a Trojan<br>(Everybody wants, everybody loves) Cause your shit can`t breathe<br> It`s all closed in<br>(Sex is something that everybody needs) Put the beat on, put the beat on<br>(Everybody wants, everybody loves)<br><br>Chorus: Shorty Shit Stain<br><br>Sex is something that everybody needs<br>Everybody wants, everybody loves<br><br>(repeat 2X) - If you want it baby<br> if you want it babe<br> better use a Trojan!<br><br>Verse One:<br><br>I know all the time fellas, be hard to use a Trojan<br>Cause your shit can`t breathe, it feels all closed in<br>You wanna slip itoff, ohh baby I like it raw<br>But why i wanna hurt myself for?<br>I was walking down my block, say my block Munroe<br>Said peace to this girl, girl said hello<br>Well hell is low, and the lowest you can go<br>Is thirty-two degrees, below zero<br>So I started to rain on this young bitch brain<br>Causin her a great relief of physical pain<br>She said, "Tit for tat, step off da bra strap.<br>No diamonds, no gold, I can never get a rap."<br>I said, "So what?", as I grabbed herbutt<br>Bitch smiled for a while but her mouth kept shut<br>Bitch eighteen years old, just birthed a child<br>Young in the brain though her thoughts are wild<br>On welfare, but she don`t care<br>She says, "FTF is always there."<br>FTF means face-to-face<br>Main, headquarters of your local place<br>Where, you collect your monthly pay<br>To support bad habits youse abuse everyday<br>There hasnever been a girl in my entire life<br>My girl, my next, ex or my wife<br>And never been one who tried to disrespect<br>I`m speakin bout the member of the opposite sex!<br>There`s somethin that I gotta let out<br>But I don`t want to be known as Ralph the Blabbermouth<br>Quiet as kept, she thought I was soft<br>But all I wanted to do, is knock her boots off<br>Just from obtaining the common sense<br>You can tell that the girl seemin rather quite dense<br>Other than dense she played slightly bold<br>But from the statement I made she could not uphold herself<br>She broke down, and she started to cry she said<br>"Oh! I don`t believe this guy!"<br>What what you gonna do?<br>May I diss her? Yes you may<br>That girl`s a slut, with a hole in her butt<br>Who used to be a meaty-bone puppy child little mutt<br>Came to my house smellin like trout<br>I said, "Doggie doggie doggie, get out!!"<br>She did my dick, I mean she bit bad vicious<br>Dirt Megirt, deep dark and delicious<br>She`s a doo-doo BUH<br>Alcoholic NUH<br>and her ass is tighter<br>than a pair of vice GRIPS<br>Speaking of a TUH<br>I won`t kiss, because they don`t give milk<br>Them shit, kick, see uh<br>Let me tell you about the rash from the neck<br>it`s enough to put the ring around the collar in check<br>She`s nothin but a BUH<br>otherknown as a WUH<br>with an irritating ITCH<br>from trying to SWITCH<br>Strung out ass, foggin up glass<br>Tell all the NUH that the pussy first class<br>Smoke a bag of hash with the money she stash<br>But she had to play the corner just to make that cash<br>Pulled down her panties and scratched that rash<br>Then rubbed it with that a pimp had slashed<br>Tryied to get saved at the Tabernacle Prayer<br>But the only thing holy was her shitty underwear<br>I will change a style, always I will fix<br>But you can not teach an old bag...<br><br>Outro:<br><br>Yo I ain`t got to say no more Son<br>Yo word to God man<br>Only thing I`m saying man, is use a Trojan<br>KnowhatI`Msayin? Fore real man<br>Cause it`s on man<br>YouknowhatI`msayin? I had to learn that...