Funky Song

[ VERSE 1: W.C. ]<br>Yo Aladdin, make sure my microphone is on<br>No wait a minute - hm-hm, now let me check my tone<br>(Before I start rockin) Yo, what we`re callin this homes?<br>(Ain`t nothin goin on...) word<br>Well, if it ain`t nothin but a funky song, I`m in it to win it<br>Properly fitted, so let`s get with it<br>My lyrical format breaks and bends the rules<br>For those of you who wanna battle my crew<br>I come from the family down with Priority<br>Peace to N.W.A and Eazy-E<br>And to the homies everywhere that`s down with Low Pro<br>Y`all want funk? Yo, yo, now here we go<br>Can I come on, or should I come off smooth and dope?<br>Spectacular, I make a amateur choke<br>You see, it`s gotta be funky, doper than the average funk song<br>That`s why I didn`t come off strong<br>I chose a laid back jack and watched the others swoop and holler<br>They try to kick funk, but yo, why did they bother<br>This is pure funk, so y`all sing along<br>(Ain`t nothin goin on but a funky song)<br><br>[ VERSE 2: W.C. ]<br>Funk - the word for the day that I speak upon<br>It`s like a drug, you could say that I`m sprung<br>Every time that I speak I pertain to a funky crowd<br>Turn up the radio, make sure that it`s loud<br>The woofers are bumpin, the tweeders and tweetin<br>The bass is kickin, Doub`s about to start rippin<br>All these MC`s sound alike screamin off of funky tracks<br>Got the nerve to put the garbage on wax<br>Artificial MC`s, I break em with ease, they get dunked<br>They all lack the true meanin of funk<br>A street hardcore sample with a positive tip<br>This here is so funky, all I need is a mothership<br>A pair of twelves and a mic in my hand, see<br>So I can get busy for those down with me<br>Have you yellin my name while I pertain to the brain<br>Cause when it comes to funk, I`m leavin permanent stains<br>So change arrange and yo, I ain`t a new jack, gee<br>Aladdin gave me the mic, so I couldspeak my piece<br>Funk, the universal language, now can you swing it?<br>Some tried, but came softer than a Danish<br>Dunkenhein rappers is soft, they can`t compete<br>Now here`s a dope record tooken out of the backstreets<br>Y`all know the words, so yo, sing along<br>(Ain`t nothin goin on but a funky song)<br><br>[ VERSE 3: W.C. ]<br>So now we come to the final verse of the song<br>I came to short-circuit, so go and clap along<br>Wave your hands in the air while you shout and go off<br>But keep away from the stage, because you might get tossed<br>Yo, now here`s somethin that I know that you like<br>Somethin funky, but yet though, it`s gotta be hype<br>So sing along, even though when I`m gone<br>(Ain`t nothin goin on...)<br>Peace<br>(...but a funky song)