Funk Session

Shock G:<br><br>The mother fucking funk seesion is about to begin<br>Crowd around, ladies and gentlemen crowd around<br>The funk session is about to begin<br>When I say funk session, i ain`t talking about George Clinton<br>I love that nigger though<br>I ain`t talking about James Brown and Sly Stone<br>I`m not talking about mother fucking the Time and Prince<br>(What you talking about?)<br>We talking about funk session 96 style<br>96 funk mean a different thing<br>That means you looked at my woman, and I`m stepping to you<br>And you about to pull out the gat and try to blow a nigger`s brains out<br><br>Too Short:<br><br>You see we can`t along cause we just don`t want to<br>You cross the game and my crew will just stomp you<br>And sing the ripper, we just say oh well<br>And the white man keeps on building more jails<br>I know the system ain`t nothing to fool with<br>Cause you locked up all my homies that I went to school with<br>And I know damn well you got my name on the list<br>Cause I`m the one that called your daughter a bitch<br>Just a black man doin good, you wanna do me<br>Before you ban rap you need to ban them violent movies<br>Gangsta rap causes crime, Mike Tyson wrecked the system<br>Larry Hoover ran a gang in Illinios can`t forget<br>Malcom X taught us knowledge, Martin Luther preached for peace<br>And every day black men lying dead in the street<br>So where`s the real education, in the hood<br>Peace to the muslims cause they`re doing real good<br>They`re never giving up, on the black folks<br>We need to buy our own land and try to stack dough<br>Get rich if you want to, I ain`t trying to front you<br>If Robert Gold want some funk tell him come through<br>It`s been a long night but we`re still getting funky<br>Who opened up the cage and let out the monkey<br>I heard it when she said it, "You just a dogg Short<br>like them G`s out in South Side Chicago"<br>I said that`s right hoe, I`m from the East O<br>And I will never spend my money on a six-fo<br>High performance, is what I`m riding<br>I got the game from Oakland so I never stop siding<br>I`m getting money in this criminal`s country<br>Hoe`s show me love because my pimping`s so lovely<br>I`m not a role model, unless you trying to mack her<br>Cause first I am player and second I`m a rapper<br>Third I`m just a big ass baller<br>Top notch on my beeper but I still won`t call her<br>Cause I got one with me, And I`m a pimp till I die<br>Don`t be talking to them snitches, you`ll get sent on a lie<br>Doing time in the pen for some backstabbing<br>I wonder what would happen if they catch em<br>You burn his balls with a big lighter, get the gasoline<br>And he`ll be smoking like a mother fucking dope fiend<br>Nowaday`s they like to kill your whole crew<br>For coming to the party and stepping on a shoe<br>He said excuse me, but it wasn`t al-right<br>So now you want to take his punk ass outside<br>So you can hit him, and with him<br>Let his momma bury him in a suit that don`t fit `em<br>You don`t give an F-U-C-K<br>So just fuck him<br>Didn`t have to shoot him, just walked out and stuck him<br>Knife up and down all around in his gut<br>Standing in his blood looked down and said "What`s up?"<br><br>What`s up nigger, Shock G tell `em like Treach<br><br>Shock G:<br><br>East coast niggers are the craziest<br>And West coast niggers are the craziest<br>And down south niggers are the craziest<br>It seems like all american niggers are the craziest<br><br>It done got out of hand<br>We don`t drink that potion at the white mother fucking masses<br>Immediate and cooked up for us and now we killing each other<br>Remember me all, I want everybody to look back<br>Yo this is Shock G from Digital Underground<br>I want you to look back right now<br>We rolling with the Dangerous Crew<br>I want you to look back when I said<br>Y`all remember that shit when I said, I said ah<br>America, Get busy Humpty yeah<br>The red the white the blue and the blue and red for crips and bloods<br>The white for whose got you doing time<br>We busting caps on one another and it never stops<br>You know it never stops<br>But you know, that Shock`s been searching for someone<br>Who can rise like Malcom and Farahkan<br>To straighten you niggers out<br><br>Shit they call me MC Blowfish<br>Back when Digital Underground first started<br>Say, I was running the whole thing, say<br>The call me MC Blowfish hey<br>Yeah, and I kick a little thing like this<br>I say, I say, I say, I say<br>Shorty check me out<br>I say, I say<br><br>Now follow as I slip into that butter melody<br>This is the part Shock takes your heart and leaves you vision blurry<br>So try to focus on my dope<br>I suggest that you invest in a telescope<br>As I come with hella rythem<br>Move closer to your television<br>Get your look just like that hooker catch Jay ism<br>Even with my vocals for your ears, you still couldn`t see me though<br>As I flavor rub this vidy like oregano<br>I`m slanging them nouns and verbs<br>You couldn`t see me with binoculars<br>I guess I`m just a little different cause I do love them hoes<br>Just maybe not the same way I love my niggeros<br>Cause I love it when they say something fly<br>The ill caps make me laugh till I cry<br>Some frys and some freaks and it`s on<br>All night long<br>I love to see my homies living strong<br>But then that cook with that cloudy cookbook<br>Rains salts on another brother`s sunny day<br>I`m wondering if we`re really happy here with this lonely G game we play<br><br>I said I`m wondering if we`re really happy here with this lonely G game we play<br>Cause it`s hella fun here, i`m not going to front on that<br>Yeah, niggers have booming fun<br>Flossing and fucking with these hoes and capping niggers<br>But wheres we heading as a people<br>Where is we heading<br>This is the funk session y`all<br>Check me out<br>This is Shock G from D-Flow production Squad<br>Cooling right now with the Dangerous Crew<br>Yeah I got my man Breed in the house<br>Breed bought to roll a fatty while my man Shorty B get on the 6 string<br>And blow your mind, Yeah<br>I got Pee-Wee in the house<br>And you know what Pee-Wee said<br>He said, He said Shock, You know that...(fade out)