We Be Grubbin

(Souffle!) <br>(Mark are you hungry?) Uh-huh!<br>(Big Pete are you hungry?) Uh-Huh!<br>*Burp*<br>We be grubbin!<br><br>Hey hey hey hey look here look here first of all I wanna welcome<br>all y`all fat ass Entre-eaters to the Diner`s Club. (Entre!)<br><br>Verse 1:<br><br>My lunch is packed, Jenny Craig don`t know how to act<br>We want Big Mac`s, Burger King and some fat<br>With a stack of blubber<br>I Can`t Believe It’s Not Butter<br>Peter always hungers<br>Waiter take my order<br>It`s only Mark that has ten chins, cow slaughter<br>Got ya daughter eatin grits cause you think she oughta<br>Told the butcher to slaughter any cows like that<br>You know how macaroni act off bologna fat<br>Gained the fat and tasted that<br>Ten Chins! (how many?)<br>Down ta get some Golden Bird Chicken<br>Mark is back in, so we can have some grub<br>We`re not down to wash these dishes at the club (Kool-Aid!)<br>Show me crumbs<br><br>Chorus:<br><br>We Be Grubbin <br>everybody likes when Mark<br>eats something<br>Chef please cook somethin (That`s rice)<br>We just dumpin<br>And we grubbin and bakin<br>like it ain`t nothing wrong<br>Get ya grub on (We be grubbin)<br>Ah, we be grubbin (We be grubbin)<br>(Buffet!)<br>(We be grubbin, We be grubbin)<br><br>Verse 2:<br><br>Quarter Pounder With Cheese, so what the fuck now?<br>KFC, let`s chow down<br>sure I want some Mounds <br>make sure Mark & Peter grow<br>(Dominoes Delivery tonight?)<br>No, it`s DeGiorno <br>Fat people run slow up in the club<br>remember when they munch and grub<br>it`s only crumbs <br>Grub, for everybody eatin with us<br>and fuck everybody losin weight on us<br>the cooks are bakin for us, and we`ve already gained 3 chins<br>I`m tryin ta fuck with a bag of Pork Skins<br>I`ll go to Mickey D`s, or get some Betty Crocker`s<br>Cause if she want some mo chips, a Jr. Whopper, try Weight Watchers<br>She weighs as much as my car *eat! eat!*<br>And see how bad, she wanna eat Super Stars<br>They know who we are (What you eatin?) FRENCH FRIES<br>Meet me at the salad bar!<br><br>Bridge:<br><br>The steak is raw, steak is raw, steak is raw<br>bake it off bake it off, the cake is soft [4X]<br>*Burp* (we be grubbin) uhh (uhh) (we be grubbin) [2X]<br><br>Verse 3:<br><br>Baby Ruth, beware my scale is on "tilt"<br>Waitress bitchin, off the shakes Mark spilt<br>Everybody`s sweatin, just like Mark-is-sweatin<br>I weigh 1999! Pizza party over, oops my blender still grinds<br>He has a set of breasts, and he ate all my lemons and limes<br>(click click)<br>Big Pete can ya eat the Ritz one mo` time<br>God damn you swine! (Peter eat on it)<br>He’s got fat for days (add some meat on it)<br>Now everybody in the world, love to go grubbin<br>and after we grub it`s just breakfast and munchin<br>Hope you ain`t grubbin on my platter the size of the parking lot<br>who ain`t got nothin`, tryin` to eat somthin<br>Pumpkins, we be the eaters who be chompin<br>cause Mark is very-faat cook `em very hot<br>Pot pies and some parmesean, all night long!<br>Get ya grub on!<br><br>*Chorus*<br><br>*Bridge*<br><br>*Chorus:*<br><br>We be grubbin<br>everybody likes when Mark<br>eats something<br>Chef please cook somethin (That`s rice)<br>We just dumping<br>And we grubbin and bakin<br>like it ain`t nothing wrong<br>Get ya grub on<br><br>Fatboys let me know if you`re gonna grub! (Flambe!)<br>Fatgirls let me know if you`re gonna grub!<br>Fat people let me know if you`re gonna grub!<br>Mark LaMadrid let me know if you`re gonna grub!<br>Big Pete let me know if you`re gonna grub! (Saute!)<br>Saladbartenders let me know if you`re gonna grub!<br>McDonalds` is the place where we can grub!<br>Burger King is the place where we can grub!<br>El Pollo Loco is the place where we can grub! (Mayonaise!)<br>Pizza Hut is the place where we can grub!<br>Dominoes is the place where we can grub!<br>Wiener Schnitzel`s is the place where we can grub!<br>House of Pancakes is the place where we can grub! (Pancakes!)<br>Taco Bell is the place where we can grub!<br>KFC is the place where we can grub!<br>Panda Express is the place where we can grub!<br>Del Taco is the place where we can grub! (Shake-n-Bake!)<br>Denny`s is the place where we can grub!<br>Yoshinoya is the place where we can grub!<br>Sizzler is the place where we can grub! (FritoLay!)<br><br>I might start to grub on chips!