Ill Culinary Behaviour

[ VERSE 1: Abdominal ]<br>Well hello and welcome<br>If you could wipe your feet on the doormat<br>Please, come in - oh Format...<br>We got company, where`s my manners, let me take your coats<br>I hope you`re hungry for some flavorful quotes<br>Which I whipped up myself, I`m really hopin that you like it<br>I call it the Abdominal Special, I eat a hype dish<br>Format? I think he`s still in the kitchen<br>Slavin over platters, you know, cooking rhythms<br>Come again? Oh, he said that the beats are finished<br>I guess all that`s left to do is just remix it<br>You say you wanna help, okay, how about you set the table<br>And what`s this, a beautiful patch cable, for me?<br>Really, you shouldn`t have<br>Please excuse me, I`ma just go and grab<br>A spare apron to keep your gear fresh<br>Format, where`s the food, it`s rude, we have guests<br><br>[ CHORUS: Abdominal ]<br>Dinner`s served, so yo, come and get it<br>Abdominal and Format cookin up the splendid<br>Concoctions, explosions of flavor<br>Check the ill culinary behaviour<br>You need seconds? Yo, come and get it<br>Abdominal and Format whippin up the splendid<br>Delicacies, explosions of flavor<br>Check the ill culinary behaviour<br><br>[ VERSE 2: Abdominal ]<br>Okay, you`re right here, and if you could sit there<br>Format needs the chair closest to the kitchen<br>In case he needs to fix the snare<br>Which I`m sure will be crispy enough<br>Ah-ah-ah, we`re all hungry, but before we tuck<br>In and stuff our faces, we really must say graces<br>My turn, so here goes, Lord, thank you for bangin beats we lace<br>And of course the microphones that we rap into<br>Amen, that`s through, so let`s eat, pass the loops, bro<br>Soup? No, I said loops, so<br>Delicious with the fishes, nutritious<br>Servin roasted rapper, that`s the first dish on my wish list<br>Just gobble it up, then proceed to lick the plate clean<br>Taste the cuisine whipped up by the great team<br>Of culinary experts, Ab and a digit<br>Between 3 and 5 followed by a non-shiny finish<br>For-mat for the punchline-inept<br>Keep eating cause there`s tons of food left<br>Really, you just have to taste some home-cooked<br><br>[ CHORUS ]<br><br>( *DJ Format cuts up* )<br>(Actin ill) <br>(Actin ill)<br>(Actin ill) <br>(The behaviour)<br>(Actin ill) <br>(Actin ill)<br>(Actin ill)<br>(Watch your behaviour)<br><br>[ VERSE 3: Abdominal ]<br>I got the feeling that everybody is ready for dessert to be served<br>But before I bring it out I got somethin to say first<br>Abdominal Junior, you will get nothing, young man<br>Until you finish those breaks on your plate<br>Cause all across the land there be starvin MC`s<br>Who`d be happy to rock to beats like these<br>You should be a little bit more considerate<br>And think of this before pushing your dish away without finishing it<br>And while I`m at it, get your elbows off the damn console<br>Really, where`s your manners?<br>I`m ashamed to have to scold you right in front of our guests<br>But you leave me no choice<br>I`m truly sorry that I had to raise my voice<br>But my son`s behaviour simply inexcusable<br>And if I don`t see some improvement soon, my fuse`ll blow<br>Is that clear, mister? Good, I`m glad we understand one another<br>Now go help your brother Little Format<br>Clear the table, put the leftovers in some Tupperware<br>So tomorrow we`ll have supper prepared<br>Oh what`s that, you say you must be leaving?<br>Such a pity, what a lovely evening<br>Well, thanks for coming, we must do it again sometime<br>I hope you ate enough - of our beats and rhymes<br><br>[ CHORUS ]<br><br>(Ill) (behaviour)<br><br>(This mornin for breakfast I had bacon, egg and chips<br>three cups of tea, a man to smack me lips<br>I said to John me husband, "Ain`t I gettin fat?"<br>He said, "Not really, love, I like ya like like that"<br>But he`s kiddin, you know?<br>Why do I got to be fat?<br>Why have I got to be fat?<br>And then for lunch I had...)