Good Laaawd That`s a Lot of Drank!

(Numskull)<br>It`s a Friday night, and I ain`t got no ass<br>No car, no brew, no get high stash<br>I done watched every movie in the house<br>And my Blockbuster bill is like eighty bucks, so that plan`s out<br>I done went through the phone book from front to back<br>From new hoes to three year ago old school rats<br>And I`m banned from all the clubs cuz I don`t tip the door niggas<br>Look like, you eatin` three-hundred pound, six four niggas<br>Plus, I don`t wear suits to boogie in<br>I wear dope dealer shits that I can get some pussy in<br>My niggas is down to ride, but I`m tired of seein` them<br>Swear I need me a muthafuckin` real girlfriend<br>But that`s out of the question, cuz I treat `em like shit<br>Take they cash, take they car, make `em fuck the whole clique<br>Damn! I realized I`m just burnin` my bridges<br>And my dick feelin` good rubbin` up against my britches<br><br>[Chorus 2X: Clee]<br>Have you ever had a day you had nothin` you need?<br>No ass, no cash, no drank, and no weed?<br>And all the hoes you could`ve fucked you told to back off?<br>It`s lookin` like to me it`s time to jack off<br><br>(Numskull)<br>Now that I done let one go, I`m thinkin` "Say now"<br>I can cope with my life bein` dull, boring, and plain now<br>But lately, I find myself beatin` more often<br>If every nut was year off my life, for me it`s coffins<br>If it`s true what they say, I`m goin` blind right now<br>My palms is growin` hair, I`m thinkin` porn right now<br>If it was a whole band here, I`d be a horn right now<br>If it`s a party over there, I`d be scorin` right now<br><br>(Clee)<br>See I`m alone in my room, and I`m about to jack off<br>Imaginin` a bad bitch givin` me some good balls<br>See at the present time, I ain`t got no ass<br>Wanna get high first, but I got no weed, no hash<br>Strolled to the ATM and said "I`m out of cash!"<br>Then on the way home, I ran out of gas<br>Now I gotta walk 12 blocks, plus it`s hot<br>And to make it even worse, a nigga dick on rock<br><br>[Chorus]<br><br>(Clee)<br>Finally get back to the house in a broken sweat<br>Turn on the TV, everything provokin` sex<br>I can`t believe today, can`t believe my luck<br>Can`t believe I can`t find one hoe to fuck!<br>Can`t believe I left the house and got stuck<br>Can`t believe I can`t afford a tow truck<br>And you know what? Waitin` for a bitch I`m goin` loco<br>Don`t even know if one comin`, I only got a hopeful<br>Time to go ahead and put my first plan in motion<br>Go and get my tie, go and get my lotion<br>Turn on the porn tape, then I get to strokin`<br>Wish I was the cat, that this bitch was deep throatin`<br><br>[sound of a lotion dispenser, and groaning]<br><br>[Chorus]