Kyle`s Mom`s a Big Fat Bitch

[Kid Rock]<br>Tell you bout Kyle`s momma..<br>Ha ha hah..<br>Straight out the trailers..<br>Joey C<br><br>[Joe C]<br>Kyle`s momma is a big fat bitch<br>She`s the biggest bitch I know and she stinks like shit<br>Remember back in the day when she was skinny? (Yeah)<br>Now she`s lumpy, but still thinks she`s pretty (heh)<br>I just laugh, and walk on past<br>Sayin, "Shit god damn that`s a big fat ass!"<br>Fuck that slut, she`s a big fat trick<br>but I still let her suck this ten foot dick! (hah ha ha)<br>Joe C, I`m a crazy hit<br>Down with Kid Rock and the Southpaw Click (yeah)<br>I don`t know much, but I know this shit<br>Kyle`s momma is a big fat bitch!<br><br>Chorus: Kid Rock<br><br>Kyle`s momma is a big fat bitch (3X)<br>[Joe] She`s a three-toed, stanky-ass, cross-eyed bitch!<br><br>[Kid Rock]<br>Uh-huh.. Kid Rock.. check it..<br>My homey named Kyle lives up the block<br>He`s got a big fat mom, that sucks my cock, uhh<br>Non-stop, she`s a sight to see<br>A real sloppy bitch, that does right by me<br>She might be the best suck in the mountains<br>Ten times a week - but shit, who`s countin?<br>I`m astounded by the things she does<br>She`s the suckinest, fuckinest, freak there ever was<br>She ain`t a slut she`s a super-groupie<br>and I pass that bitch around like a doobie<br>I don`t know much, but I know this<br>Kyle`s mom is a big fat bitch!<br><br>Chorus<br><br>[Kid Rock]<br>Ohhhhhhh shit!<br>Tell em Joe<br><br>[Joe C]<br>I`m Joe C, the C stands for Cool<br>I might be a fuck, but I ain`t no fool (uh-uh)<br>I just rolled from South Park to Boulder<br>Caught Kyle`s mom trippin on X, so I bowled her<br>Then I sold her, cause I`m like that<br>Little freak-ass pimp, but you know that (nah)<br>I`m just mad, gold tracks, like I`m Puffy<br>Colorado bitches ain`t shit but yuppies<br>Whattup? I`m the J-O-E<br>to the motherfuckin C in the place to be (uh, uh, yeah)<br>I don`t know much, but I know this<br>Kyle`s momma is a big fat beotch!<br><br>Chorus<br><br>[Kid Rock]<br>He heh heh! Yup, that`s right<br>Joey C, Kid Rock, ?? ??<br>This goes out to all the fat bitches of the world<br>Heh, yup yup yup<br>Time to drink some wine